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Chapter I: The Leo, the Bitch and the Universe Traveling Machine™ (Meredith™)

A/N: Updates only on Sundays! 

The clock struck the 6th hour two times today, the morning and now the evening.

Dr. Claire was busy waiting for the arrival of a peculiar doctor who loved butterflies as much as she loved her privacy; a doctor of high intelligence and authority. Some may say she's a "bitch" but in reality she's just extremely sleep deprived from the abundance of paperwork she received from the higher-ups --poor thing-- always cooped up in her office.

"Hm... it's taking her an unusual amount of time to get here," Dr. Claire thought to herself as she fiddled with the pencil laying beside her laptop. Dr. Claire was not a patient person. Honestly she can get quite irritated when she's bored: annoying any living creature in a 100 meter radius from her. I guess that's the result of working in a place that drains your sanity 24/7. The silence was oddly loud, and Dr. Claire was getting frustrated. She was about to get up when the door burst open.

"Speak of the devil!" Dr. Claire smirked.

"I received all 15 missed calls," the doctor replied as she narrowed her tired eyes at Dr. Claire who had a shit eating grin plastered on her face.

"I was just looking out for you, little sister."

"Go fuck yourself," the tired doctor replied.

Dr. Claire let out a sarcastic gasp of hurt and fluttered her eyelashes before whining about how mean that statement was. The tired doctor scoffed and turned away in annoyance. This doctor who was done with everyone's shit is none other than the infamous Dr. Jeanne, who enjoyed staying in and reading poems. Oh, and don't forget spending her time with her butterfly companions.

"Cut to the point, Claire. What did you want me for?"

Dr. Claire stopped whining and fixed her skirt and tie before clearing her voice.

"Yes, well Anomaly-C13 breached her containment, and we're fucked because she used Dr. Martin's beloved Universe Traveling Machine™ he named Meredith™"

"Okay, and what does that have to do with me?"

"The higher ups want you and me to work together and fuck her up!"

Dr. Jeanne stopped functioning for a moment as her left eye twitched. She was clearly not as enthusiastic as Claire about working together to catch a freak. Welp, there goes her 69th streak of going onto Tumblr and looking at gay posts of Malevolent characters--specifically Arthur and John.

Oh god. I'm on a mission with an idiot. We are fucked, Dr. Jeanne thought as she walked beside Dr. Claire who hasn't stopped grinning.

A mission with Dr. Jeanne is so cool! This is gonna be fun, Dr. Claire thought, hopping over to Dr. Martin's door that had a sign saying, "Don't Disturb! Bitch."

"Okay, we're here. Why don't you take the pleasure of knocking on his door?"

Dr. Jeanne knew exactly what this whore was doing, so she pushed Dr. Claire's stupid face away.

"Why don't you knock!? This was your plan anyways."

The two started arguing about who should knock on his door before Dr. Martin slammed the door open himself.

"Hey dickheads! Go have your petty sibling fight somewhere else!"

Dr. Martin pointed at the two who were flabbergastedâ€"it had been quite a while since they saw their fellow comrade, and holy fucking shit he was short as FUCK. Dr. Claire gasped and stared DOWN at Dr. Martin's small fuming frame.

"Oh wow. You're fucking short."

Dr. Martin stopped processing things for a second before slapping Dr. Claire's leg and yelling at her.

"You wanna say that again, dipshit!?"

Dr. Claire whimpered and hopped back, rolling her eyes at Dr. Martin who looked like an angry chihuahua.

"Calm down, you fucking leprechaun. We just wanna use Meredithâ„¢ for some scientific purposes. A few months ago you were shoving your ass in people's faces talking about your great invention: Meredithâ„¢, the Universal Travelling Machineâ„¢!"

Of course the small doctor stopped fuming and turned into an angel. "You wanna use Meredithâ„¢!? Of course you can!"

Dr. Martin put on a sweet smile and let the two in, still glaring at Dr. Claire menacingly.

"Alright. Tell us how this thing works."

"Oh, yes. Ahem. First of all, you need to let me turn on my computer to access Meredith's™ database so I know what universe you two are gonna travel to. Then all you need to do is go inside Meredith™, and wait to press the big red button on the left side of the screen. Isn't Meredith™ awesome? She's way better than a real babe." Dr. Martin pushed his glasses back up his small flat nose.

"I may not be able to pull bitches but Meredith™ is the only babe I need! She's my one and only baby girl--after I lost Quinn--"

"Alright, quit yapping about your nonexistent love life. We need to get our job done!" Dr. Jeanne said, tapping her foot on the cold wooden floor of Dr. Martin's office.

"Alright, let's just go already. I'm bored!" Claire happily said as she pushed Jeanne inside Meredith™, pushing the red button in the process. Finally the fun has begun.