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Chapter II: Five Nasty Ass Fools

The soft rustling of table cloth was the only present sound at the moment.

Jeanne used her elbows to lift herself up from the table, looking around and seeing Claire face-planted into a plate of pizza. (Pineapple pizza to be exact. It may not be everyone's favorite but it was Claire's, and she didn't give two shits about what pineapple-on-pizza haters said.)

Claire propped herself up using her arms and stared down at the ruined pizza.

"Oh fuck! I can't eat that anymore!" she whined.

"Yes you can. It was just your stupid face that hit the damn pizza, not a shoe or something!" Jeanne said, rolling her eyes at the dramatic Claire.

Claire got up, tying her hair back with Jeanne's ponytail she stole. (I mean Jeanne left the pretty pink hair tie on Claire's office table unattended, so Claire took the chance and took it without causing any suspicion from her forgetful sister.)

"Well, I was wearing makeup and my foundation is probably mixed with the pizza now!"

"Eh, I believe you can still eat it. I mean, you look like you eat makeup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Don't forget about snack time." Jeanne smirked and stared at the pink ponytail.

"Hey wait, that's mine! Oh you sneaky piece of shit! Give that back!" Jeanne lunged towards her in the 'GET-DOWN-MISTER-PRESIDENT' move. Claire barely dodged her and started running off into the pizzeria with Jeanne chasing after her yelling insults.

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"I'm not trying to say your decision is wrong, sir, but don't you think Claire and Jeanne are too incompetent to be handling a mission like this?" a woman said, shaking her head a bit as another staff member backed her statement up in concern.

"She's right. Claire is known for being one of the most immature staff in the hazardous sector. She's cost us a lot of money because of her so-called experiments with Anomaly-V7! Jeanne is always too lazy and tired to do anything. She can't even get her anomaly reports done correctly! Not to mention her weird obsession with british men..." they muttered.

"I understand your concerns but try to have faith in my decisions," Fox-V responded, fixing his yellow tie in the process. The two members looked at each other knowing damn well they couldn't change the fox's mind. Sighing in defeat the two get up, bow, and exit the fox's office.

Fox-V's assistants, Ruru and Rhombus, both looked at each other and then at their boss.

"Heya, boss, I think putting those two cuties together is a great idea!" Ruru said enthusiastically, posing happily for her boss, Rhombus doing the same to at least cheer the Fox up.

This somehow lightened up Fox-V's mood since the two always acted like little kids despite being thousands and thousands of years old. Rhombus stopped posing and put a hand on the Fox's shoulder, grinning happily at him as the smallass wings on his head fluttered queerly.

"I'm sure the others will see why you're doing this, because me and Ruru—we understand ya."

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Jeanne was panting heavily as she finally gave up running after Claire, laying against the table and wheezing uncomfortably.

"Ugh, you hollow-brained idiot. Give me back my fucking hair tie or I'll tell the higher-ups to check your browser history."

Claire gasped and flung the pretty pink hair tie back at Jeanne who rolled her eyes and shoved it into her left pocket.

"Hey, hey, can you two hear me?" A very gay and staticky voice rang out around them.