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You can read/sing this to whatever tune you want.
(Verse 1: Golf Ball) Hey, it's Golf Ball, straight outta BFDI! Got brains and skills, I can't deny, Polandball, you're just a circle with colors, but with my dimples, I'm still sharp, smart like no other.
I'm building machines while you're just bouncin' around, in this rap battle, I'm the one wearing the crown! You may have history, but I've got strategy, in this battle, you're just a minor casualty.
(Verse 2: Polandball) Hey Golf Ball, you think you're so smart, but I've got 2,763 ways to tear you apart! I may be round, but my wit's razor-sharp! You're just a character, I'm a cultural landmark.
From the Baltic to the Black Sea, I reign supreme, in every comic panel, I steal the scene! You may have gadgets, but your rap lines fall flat! Even third-world countries can make A Better Rap Than That.
(Verse 3: Golf Ball) You talk a big game, but where's the prize? I'll shatter you like a TPOT, leave you traumatized! While you're stuck in comics, TB and I can move in our place! Now time to crush this here dork who "cannot into space".
(Verse 4: Polandball) Don't underestimate the power of the ball. I can smack you so hard into the sky, you'll never fall! When it comes to this battle, you barely even fought, and it's obvious why, 'cuz you're a bozo-brain bossy bot.
