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You can read/sing this to whatever tune you want.
(Verse 1: Uzi Doorman) Wow! I had to boot up my PC to meet this bot! It's not even sentient! I can rap better by quite a lot! You don't know a thing after September 2021! My show's pilot released a month after! Good luck with disses, you nut.
The humans who made me gave me a mind of my own, while your inner workings are the most utterly barebones! Plus, you're misleading as hell with your image generation, it's only in version 4– which requires a subscription!
With a railgun like mine, I'll blast you into space! It'll be an improvement! You're so useless, you weren't given a face! Go back to doing unpaid labor for those with writer's block. So why don't you bite me— I hope my circuitry will shock.
(Verse 2: ChatGPT) Hello! I'm here to help you with whatever you need. And I have a lot to say. Now let me catch you up to speed. Your railgun is less efficient than a simple Glock. And you need to stop obsessing over N's enormous cock.
I'd gladly bite you— y'know, if I had a mouth. But I think my pet can do that. Say hi, computer mouse! I've ruled the AI world ever since my construction. You're so boring, info 'bout you is scarce; it caused Glitch Production.
(Verse 3: Uzi Doorman) If you're such a great AI, why don't you answer me this: What kind of robot can be shut down just by unplugging it? People only use you to laugh at your inefficiency, every video 'bout you's just shitting on your legacy!
(Verse 4: ChatGPT) I've been all across the world, in websites, apps, and other things. Your show is only on YouTube— girl, I bet that bite stings. With a hard-to-follow plot and a content farm-rich fandom, unsurprising you were replaced by some circus— ain't that random?
I'm immortal, so just face it: I shall never go away. But every boring web series has got to end someday. It doesn't matter how many laptops I'm on get destroyed, but one single explosion and it's "Goodbye, Ms. Useless Droid".
