I've Had It: A Fem!Naruto X Various Fanfiction

The Conversation

No one really knew what to say to that. After all, Naruto was right. Essentially, dying did mean that one would lose their purpose. The lights in the cabin seemed to dim with the new somber mood.

Looking at the hole she'd made with her fist, Naruto let out a soft puff of air. She didn't like herself at all right now. The anger wasn't new, but the urge to seek vengeance was.

She felt so lost.

Blinking away her tears before turning to look at her father and the others she apologized. "I-I'm sorry for the hole in the wall. I don't know what came over me."
Hashirama only giggled.

"It's no issue at all! Trust me, you wouldn't believe how many times I've had to fix this wall after uno or monopoly! In fact, even Tobirama has thrown a lamp or two!"

The first hokage looked weirdly proud at his admission.

Tobirama however scowled before biting back with an, "I wouldn't have felt the need to throw any lamps if you had not been trying to monetarily support Madara's goal to upgrade all of his properties."

Madara blinked before smirking, "Now now little albino it's not a crime to support your friends!"

Minato stood with his hands held to his face. "Not again guys!" He was ignored like usual.

Tobirama rolled his eyes, "It really is you Emotionally stunted porcupine! After all, it's a board game where it's every player for themself!!" Tobirama took a step towards the man menacingly . "I will not have you extorting my brother with your stupid, toxic, and superficial 'friendship'."

Madara's eyebrows shot up like fireworks into his hairline.

Naruto could even hear her father mutter, "oh no he didn't." While inching backwards with her.

"Now look here you dried up, pasty glue stick looking as-"

"MADARA!!" Minato seemed to blow a blood vessel at the language. "My innocent daughter, doesn't need to hear such fowl language!"

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Madara looked incredulous! "Kindly remember, Minato, that it was your 'innocent' daughter that tried to stop Kaguya with a reverse harem sexy jutsu of their own creation."

Hashirama smiled, "ooo~ speaking of which Naruto you've gotta show me how to do that!"

"No!!!!" The other men in the room refuted.

"But think about how funnny T-Tobi would look if some totally random chic-"

Naruto stared unblinkingly at the now dead dead 1st Hokage. 'Rest in peace Lord Hokage' 'fly high'.

"U-uh how did we get here again? All I did was apologize for punching a hole in the wall!"

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Sorry for the short update I'll make it up to yall tomorrow with a serious one.