I've Had It: A Fem!Naruto X Various Fanfiction

The Story and Midgit Foxes

After the extremely disturbing monopoly conversation everyone finally agreed that sitting down would be for the best. Maybe this way there would be no holes in the wall, or threats flying like birds into windows.

Yes it was a little cramped on the couches and lounge chairs but no one really cared. Minato had no problem being squashed between Hashirama and his daughter while the other two just sat on opposite sides of the room in the only two armchairs.

"So..." everyone's eyes darted to the blonde male as he finally broke the awkward silence. "Did you want to tell me why you are here Naruto?"

The girl sighed before nodding reluctantly. "I really don't care right now. You old men should know all about existential crises."

An offended scoff could be heard from someone but Naruto continued to bulldoze through it like usual.

"After the war had ended things were looking great! No one hated me, and after some time had passed I was on track to accomplishing my dream for real... y-you know?"

The broken and questioning stutter of her catchphrase made a pit drop in everyone's stomach. Tobirama kept his eyes locked with his brother feeling uncomfortable looking at the sniffling female.

While Madara's face was still cold as usual, you could see the slight crease in his brow if you studied him enough.

"It was the day of my inauguration too. I really didn't know she hated me that much. I kinda figured we'd gotten long past her jealousy, especially since I had no interest in dating, and Sasuke wasn't set to arrive back at the Village for another month. I was wrong."

Gripping her father's hand for dear life she grit her teeth as a growl escaped her cherry lips.

"Sakura, you know the Pink haired girl that Granny Tsunade trained, offered to help me prepare. S-she'd never offered anything like this, and I was just so... so happy! Surely, Sakura one of the most beautiful, if not the most beautiful Kunoichi of our age group could help my uncouth tomboy self to look beautiful for once."

Her father sighed, but before he could speak up Hashirama did.

"Naruto, I'm dead, and since I'm dead my marriage to Mito is technically over. Therefore I can freely say this without Tobirama hurting me."

Said male just quirked a brow in suspicion. "You ARE beautiful, and even covered in blood, as you are right now, you are stunning." Collectively everyone's jaws drop while Naruto confusedly squinted her eyes and rubbed the back of her neck.

Naruto was about to thank him (confused as she was) when uncharacteristically Tobirama spoke up. "I hate to agree with my brother usually, but for once he is right about something."

A small 'hey' was interjected before it was Madara's turn to speak. "Is it only me but do already beautiful women just look 10 time sexier covered in blood?"

Every one turned to look at him disbelievingly.

"Hahahaha!!!!" However Naruto's laughing was worth the cringe they supposed.

"O-oh my gosh why did you just say the exact same thing as Sasuke?! Is this an Uchiha thing?"

Looking curiously at the male she scooted uncomfortably close to his face and he flushed.

"Hnnnnn."

Little did he know that Naruto, through years of Sasuke hunting, had learned Uchiha Speak.

"So you're saying that your clan is just Kinky like that??"

The other three men choked on their saliva before Minato finally lost it.

"Back off Grandpa! Your clan can't have her! My child is too pure for the likes of you heathens!"

Madara deadpanned.

Hashirama began to laugh.

Tobirama sighed, sometimes he really hated everyone.

"Calm down Dad, but thanks guys!" Naruto's smile pierced their dead hearts.

"As I was saying before the topic change. I'd accepted Sakura's help in getting ready. However, the last thing I remember is sitting down in a seat, and an excruciating pain in my chest. My last sight was her frown as she removed a kunai from my heart. Although knowing Sakura she had probably also coated the kunai in an extremely lethal poison."

Feeling her chest for a second she quirked a brow. Before looking at everyone else. "Although I've gotta ask... why the heck am I the only one here with a still bleeding wound?"

"What?" Minato rushed to inspect her closer, while Hashirama simply hummed contemplatively.

"My guess is that although you're dead something is still connecting you to the living world."

Naruto's eyes widened. "Wait guys if I'm dead where is Kurama?!"

Realization entered everyone's eyes as they all hurriedly stood.

"It's about time you noticed Gaki!"

The squeaky voice made her jump and caused her to spin around. "Kurama, Is that you, you grumpy fox?"

A shuffling could be heard as suddenly a small figurine sized nine tails appeared hissing at her. "What do you think stupid girl!"

Looking down at the creature everyone froze again.

"Why are you so small?"

"WhY are YoU so sMaLl?? Fool why do you think I'm small?! This is because of you!!"

"But I didn't do anything except die!!!"

"Exactly, you stupid mortal!"

To the others watching the scene it was surreal. No one would have ever dreamed that they'd 'live' to see a blonde girl arguing with a talking midget Nine tailed mini figure.

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Next update I'll finally get the ball rolling! Thanks so much for reading Guys!