Anecdotes of a horny guardian 18+ (Destiny 2)

FALLEN

First and foremost, I want to offer my sincerest apologies to each of you, or rather, to all the surviving Guardians. I am open to receiving any insults or reprimands that may come from you after what I am about to tell. But, in short, I am partially responsible for Eramis escaping once she was unfrozen by the "Witness"...

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G: "Is this a joke, right?"

R: "In my defense, I wasn't myself that day..."

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Let's start with the basics, shall we? You've known me for years, you know how I am. I can't go an hour without wanting to hook up with someone. I can't deny it, it's just my nature. But putting aside this "pathetic excuse attempt," that day wasn't much different from any other.

Before all the events about "The House of Salvation" and the incident with Variks, I had already been thinking about getting more intimately involved with other species. I mean, some Eliksni were already setting up camp next to the "Tower," and the Cabal were more than just allies to us. I had this "curiosity" about how a sexual encounter between us could play out. After all, humans and Eliksni aren't that different.

Could I have chosen the Cabal instead of the Eliksni? Yes, but I wanted to "test the waters first". Between us, I even sought some help from "The Spider" with this "curiosity," although nothing definitive ever came of it. Plus, how many Eliksni girls do you know? And how many would be willing to experiment with what I was looking for? Mithrax's daughter? Just being near Eido guarantees that he wants to stab you.

I spent quite some time looking for someone to share that intimate moment with. In my eagerness to satisfy my curiosity and sexual desire, I began to study the Eliksni, their morphology, and history in the vast expanse of space. I interacted with them and helped them in any way I could, ending up making friends with a few, but nothing at the level my perverted brain desired. Then Eramis made her entrance.

Due to my research and what the "scribes" recounted, I had a small understanding of who she was. Initially, due to the circumstances, it was more than obvious that a "personal" approach was not feasible. But that changed when I saw her for the first time. One thing I learned about the Eliksni is that they increase in size according to the "Ether" consumed, and Eramis was no exception to this.

Her size was considerably larger than the Eliksni I encountered daily. I could see how the "Ether" had worked wonders on her. Huge legs that made you wish to be crushed by them, those dreamy buttocks, that pair of huge "Ether containers" on her chest, and not to forget her four arms that with a little imagination, you could work wonders with.

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B: "You really are a fucking pervert."

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Oh well, that's what my degenerate mind wanted to see in her.

What followed after Variks' distress call was a torment for me. I must admit I was starting to develop a rather sick obsession towards Eramis. She appeared before us only a few times, not counting the holographic calls, but that was more than enough to ignite a sexual urgency in me. God, I even started to think that her harsh, robotic voice was attractive.

I don't think I've ever felt this way before. I hoped that at some point she would give up on her desires and surrender, so I could put my "charms" into practice on her. But we all know how that ended for her.

On the day we carried out the final assault against her, I was hesitant. My mind was filled with a thousand thoughts about the situation and how the outcome would affect a nonexistent chance with her. Still, my duty as a Guardian came first. I wouldn't betray the principles for which I was revived just by thinking with the "other head."