Is this the wrong story? (a Kurt x JD story.)

Okay, what?

                                       {JD}

I'm not a heavy drinker, I swear. Nor am I that drunk. However, seeing the tall, buff quarterback in front of me like that. With his punchable face...I uhh, I touch his face. At least, I think I do. He doesn't react, so I must be in the mental institution already. At least, I think. Until I feel his hand on mine. Euughh, why is his hand so warm? He's holding my hand, pushing it away slightly but not letting go. What is he thinking? I would punch him but I'm no longer JD. I am now JD (Just Drunk). JD uses his hands to advantage, the one Kurt is not holding moves to Kurt's shoulder. What is happening? Kurt then takes his other hand toward me and...pets me??? What???? I just don't know what'-

"Move over." Kurt says, slurring slightly. I don't know what he means but apparently Just Drunk does as he moves back to the other side of the bed. Letting Kurt lay down next to me. He wraps his arms around me, his warm breath on my neck. I feel him. But the I fall asleep...in his arms...What just happened.
Once I wake up, I am Jason Dean again!! But this time with the bonus of a hangover!! A bad one, too (Hold the applause). But, uhh, there is a slight problem. I'm currently being cuddled by Kurt Kelley. I can't move, but part of me doesn't want to. The part of me that isn't hungover wants to get out as soon as possible because he knows Kurt will not be happy when he wakes up. But, uhh, it's a bit too late to move as Kurt opens his eyes...and...

"Ugh, what the hell dude??" He looks me up and down for a second. "Get away from me, fag!" He says. Pushing me off the bed. I grunt, then stand up. I want to run away, but my stupid legs just want to lay back down and let my head rest. Apparently my face also agrees with my legs as my face flusters, and I begin to feel the hangover 'and' uhh...embarrassment? Isn't that what this is? Whatever. I begin to walk away but the I get a pillow thrown at me.

"Do you know what my dad'll do if he find you leaving my room?? Uhh- to you. Of course."
I raise an eyebrow, but again, my legs decide this is an invitation, and sits me down on the carpet. No idea what to do now. I opt for possibly the safest option, and try to climb out the window, but Kurt instead tries to talk with me.

"So, uhh...Why were you on me like that?" He says.
"You were the one hugging 'me'" I say. As if he'd listen.

"But still, I'm not a dirty fag."

"Are you sure?" I try to contradict. But it seems like he took that seriously, as he mumbles "W- well, I mean...I've never tried dating guys..." Why'd he get so flustered, and stuttery? Could it be I, Jason Dean, awoke something inside of Kurt Kelley? I mean. I'm not gay. But like this is pretty funny. So I lead him on.
"Oh, so you're saying you'd like to try?" It takes him a while. But he responds;

"Actually, Yes."

Erm, what.
I'm obviously shocked by this. But he's kinda...But also I can't think that. I'm straight. Right?

Right...?

Okay, what the fuck is happening right now.