Reader-chan P.O.V
"Haiz!" I let out a heavy sigh as I submitted my soul to the one and only devil, Mathematics. I felt that I have aged drastically in a matter of only 3 hours! Sure there are a few things mathematics does accomplishes effectively : It provides nutrients to my scalp, sprouting an abundance of white hair, which helps me to be lesser attractive than I already am. In addition, spending quality time with It-devil means spending fewer hours with my vanilla phantom, which is essential for good health and weight control, not to mention proper brain develop.
"HUE! WHAT IS MATHS? WHAT IS THE INTEGRATE OF 5sinx^1/2? I'VE BEEN ON THIS QUESTION FOR ONE GODDAMN HOUR!! CAN I EAT YOU?....Maa enough of you horrible maths! I wonder what kuroko is doing? Is he thinking of me like how I'm thinking of him? I think kuroko is out In Maji's sipping his vanilla shake. He is such a major cutie sipping the shake , Awww..." *piyo piyo you got a notification" my phone disrupted my wonderful train of thoughts about kuroko. I let out a groan as I picked up my phone from the white ornamented 4-legged slave which served the cruel master that tortured me for one entire afternoon! I swiped my phone's lock screen , only to be welcome by an Instagram notification waiting eagerly for my to tap onto it. I opened the notification and in a blink of an eye I was directed to Instagram.
~~~Instagram~~
you've been tagged by kagami taiga (_taiburgers_)
insert* Kagami and his blonde skank smooching at the basketball court)
Caption:
You are the basket to my ball <3
Comments:
_Taiburgers_ : @(______) see this? Such a pity @(_____) and @Vanillaphantom (Kuroko Tetsuya) are not dating today because @(______) is at home sacrificing her time studying mathematics for her make-up test. Who bet that someone could take a romantic picture of herself and Mr.(noticemepls) better than me, the MAJIBURGER KING HAHAHAHA!!! seems like someone is taking the downward spiral.
(_____) : @_Taiburgers_ If this is your shameful way of making me jealous of you and Ayuki canoodling , I would sincerely apologise that I'm not jealous one bit at your mundane canoodling activity with Ayuki. SERIOUSLY BAKAGAMI! MUST YOU ANNOUNCE TO EVERYONE ABOUT MY MAKE-UP TEST?? what's with tagging kuroko?? FYI, I am not threatened by your imbecile remarks. BTW, today is such a lovely day to study!
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I was totally infuriated by that Baka's post and his imbecile comment. Okay (y/n), I shouldn't be angry at Kagami, I mean he is special ,nah scratch that, he is exceptionally dumb! honestly , I lied in the comment of not being jealous. In fact, I was crazy jealous of Kagami and his skank girlfriend,at least they were spending time with one another. I really wished I could post a picture of Kuroko and I on Instagram too, declaring our love to the world. Maa~ I doubt that will ever happen. Since I'm already Instagram, why not I look through today's insta newsfeed? I should have be like that Oha~sa carrot tsundere and read about how to void unluckiness for (astrology sign) today. My life couldn't have been even worse! As I scrolled the newsfeed on my phone It is a catastrophe to see that all the posts were couples! I knew it! Midorima and Takao were gays! Murasakibura has weird fetishes with sweets. Kise and his overwhelming girlfriends. Aomine and his big boobies hook-up. Even Akashi had uploaded an intimate picture of him and his famous red scissors, maybe Akashi is too absolute and powerful that his level of mindset and liking has transcended to another level of dimension. I would definitely sign Akashi up for that T.L.C TV programme ; strange addiction, unless I were more absolute than him. AHH~ This is just so aggravating, everyone is out dating and I am stuck at home with maths! forget it let's just surrender my poor fate to maths. I placed my phone on my desk ,picked up my pencil and begun cracking that nutshell brain of mine to solve the pain in the neck integration. I painstakingly stoned at the same question that I was stuck for an entire hour before being depressed over the Instagram newsfeed. Soon after diving myself into math , I began to lose concentration and slowly my mind was clouded with images of kuroko overwriting mathematics. I must admit I acknowledged kuroko's ability of misdirection but wow he can even misdirect me away from mathematics without him physically here! Kuroko sugoi!
