--- Bro looks friendly but then eats his friends after HELP ---
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• Looks like a normal person? Nope! He is a cannibal indeed!
• When he first saw you, he knew you would be something special!!
• When he found out that you had golden blood, he would pull you into an empty classroom and bite your arm and taste the blood of yours ( My AU where reader has golden blood! :D )
• Most probably, after biting your arm he would lick the blood off-
• Since he likes to do school acts, he would play as the prince ( most likely ) but if you were a Knight, Princess or another Prince, and etcetera, most likely he would tease you by grabbing your chin gently and making you look up at him as you kneel down to him because he is a royalty in the play!
• Bro would tease you a lot it's his little love language :3
• He would call you his little knight / prince / princess, that's your nickname for him!
• He rarely does hugs since he isn't that affectionate in public-
• Would show you some corpses and asks if you want a bite, he would give you the eye since it's the tastiest part! ( Don't ask how I know )
• He calls you darling or sweetheart if he feels like it or wants a reaction from you, but he mostly calls you pookie bear fr
• He will play dress up with you, since he likes to play as the prince most of the time!!
• Oh yeah and tea parties with you and he gives you your favorite tea ( if you have )
• IF you have hair, he would love you more because he likes to braid your hair or style it!!
• Would love your cuddles but would get embarassed, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLICCC!! Don't embarrass this poor cannibalistic guy D:
• He loves your blood more than anyone he has killed fr fr
• Bite marks will be all over you I swear, you will wake up and see bite marks all over you
• He doesn't mind being small spoon or big spoon, as long as you are both comfortable with it!!
• Give him a golden rose and he marry you, he LOVES gold so, prepare to be married if you give him something gold-ish :3
• He would probably be a yandere for you!!!
• He wanted to kill you as his love language but decides not to so biting you till you bleed is enough for him-
• You better be lucky that he doesn't wanna kill you even though it's his love language
• He has two goldfishes!! ( Sparkles and 79 is their name btw :3 )
• He would give you a matching crown like his and you two would dress up as a royalty fr fr
• Since Golden Chrys can like float, he would probably carry you and bring you literally anywhere since he can float!!
• Who said bro isn't gonna be strong??? He can literally carry you as if you were feather
• If you're chubby he would cuddle with you more often because you're such a teddy bear ( but still not in public but he would do it more often!! )
• He is really smart because he can act and will yap to you for hours about G O L D!!
• He can shapeshift so he can have wings or either shapeshift his hand into any weapon he'd like!!
• If he is taller than you or shorter than you he would tease you like saying, "How's the weather up there?" or "Hey, gremlin!"
• Teasing is his love language don't worry
• Even if you're taller than him, he would pin you to the wall just to get a reaction out of you, generally, you are his target for teasing :3
• He is also a crybaby, movies makes him cry like sad movies, but he just cries over the smallest thing so it's better if you don't try a lot whenever comforting him help
• Most of his love languages is neurodivergent, he literally yap to you about gold for hours!
• He would step on your dead body ( but he is gonna clean himself after stepping on it hel )
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