× TMC OneShots × (I'm so sorry)

☁️ N x Reader ☁️

(( unsure of how to label this one ))

It was a nice day outside, the sun shining with big puffy clouds in the sky. N and [Y/N] were walking around public together (totally not on a date), with N also being in his human disguise so he looked like a middle aged man with slicked blonde hair and deep brown eyes, as well as a squarish jaw and normal looking hands to blend in. Despite how massive they were in height. But hey, everyone has their own little quirks.

However, they both didn't expect for the skys to suddenly dim and turn grey only an hour into the date - followed by pouring rain. Yet again, they both should of expected it when the sky looked more navy blue by the horizon instead of light blue like the rest of the atmosphere. So, the smart idea these dumbasses had were to run back home. After all, they did walk the way there.

This lead for both N and [Y/N] to arrive home completely soaked in rain water and shivering. Well, [Y/N] was, N wasn't cause he was an alternate.

"I should of known it was going to rain." [Y/N] huffed after closing and re-locking the front door. Their body turned to face N after, but was met with splatters of water being thrown at their face by N shaking like a dog. "Hey! Don't do that, you're going to ruin my floors!"

N stopped in his tracks and gave [Y/N] a sheepish smile, reverting their features back to their true form before talking. "Sorry. I don't like getting wet."

"Neither do I." They replied flatly, then kicked off their shoes and sat it on the shoe rack with a soft sigh. "I really hope those puddles we stepped through wont make my shoes moldy and stinky."

"That's why us alternates are lucky." N chirped in, pointing a finger up like some nerd. "We technically don't wear clothes. This is our skin. So it never really gets that way if wet and left untreated."

[Y/N] stared at N, their eyes trailing up and down his body, then locked eyes with him again. "Ew."

"But I am wearing clothes," They quickly reassured, "I find them comfortable. But other alternates do not do it often because it's unnecessary for us to be stocking up on mortal clothing." Right after saying this, they began walking away to the bathroom. [Y/N] followed foot and entered the room as well, witnessing him pick out a towel from the cabinet by the sink and attempt to pat themself dry.

"So, if you wear normal clothing, then do you want to borrow a pair of mine?" They'd ask, crossing their arms and leaning against the doorway and watching where the towel moved. [Y/N] knew that N basically wore the same thing every day, so they assumed it was just one pair of clothing. And the idea of him being pratically nude but covered up in a "skin outfit" made the human feel uneasy.

N's head curved to the side like a bendy straw and stared at [Y/N] with his big googly-like eyes. They'd eventually reply with a nod, setting the towel on the counter and immediately grabbing at the bottom of their shirt and trying to pull it off their body. [Y/N] only got a small peak at his somewhat built and lean body, causing their face to flush and their body to jolt.

"Hey! Wait before I left the room first!" They spat out, quickly spinning on their heel and walking out the doorway.

"I don't have sexual organs, [Y/N]."

"Not the point! You're still getting bare and it counts! It's only acceptable if you're an animal or something."

As [Y/N] retreated away from the bathroom to go to their bedroom, they heard a soft "woof" come from the room from N. What a moron. But a bit of a cute one at that.

[Y/N] entered their bedroom and went to the closet, digging through the handing shirts and jackets to try to find something nice. They knew how much N loved white shirts from how plain he was, so they pulled ot the shirt and headed to the dresser across the room and pulled out a pair of black sweatpants that didn't even fit themself. But, one thought did come to mind.