Random Stories of Mine That Are Just Sitting in my Brain

Falling off of someone's house (that wasn't my own)

So it was a normal summer afternoon, and I was playing football with some neighborhood friends that I had. So we were there, just playing football, then one of the kids (we'll call JR for the sake of the story) punted it to my team. Now JR played as a kicker for his football team, so he kicked it high and far. It sailed over the fence and ON TOP OF THE NEIGHBORS HOUSE. Now this was an EXPENSIVE football (signed by JJ Watt) so we NEEDED it back (why we were using a 2k dollar football, idk). Now luckily the fence was a wide brick one, so we all did rock, paper, scissors to decide who was going to get the ball. I lost, so I climbed the fence and JUMPED on top of the neighbor's house. I grabbed the football and threw it down to JR's brother, but when I threw it, I lost my footing and tumbled off of the house. Landing through a wooden board propped on the AC and a grill (it was like a person going through a table in WWE). I ended up fracturing 6 RIBS, Breaking my leg, and tearing my miniscus.

So, yeah, fun :)

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