Dnf/Karlnap smut and oneshots (Reupload)

Road Trip!

Summary:

Neither George nor Dream liked the arrangement, but what are you gonna do? Change it? Of course not.

So there they were, in a car, knowing they would be there for another 10 hours, sitting on top of each other.

Or

George sits on Dream's lap on a road-trip. Basic ass summery and chapter ik but OH WELLLL

Dream groaned in annoyance. This was going to be one of the worst car rides ever. Did this have to happen? It was so unfair.

Sapnap just had to invite Quackity on this stupid ass 10 HOUR LONG road trip to stupid ass Karl's house and bring stupid ass luggage that took up two back seats and the trunk of Sapnap's stupid ass nice car.

So that left one seat for George and him, which meant he'd have to sit with an attractive man on his lap for 10 fucking hours. This was just fucking perfect.

"Sap," Dream complained as he ran a hand through his hair. "There's got to be another option." There had to be, there was no way Dream was going on the trip if George sitting on his lap was the only option.

"Nope," Sapnap grinned as he opened his car door. "You can deal. And don't even think about missing out on the trip. You're going." He pranced into the car, getting into the cool shade from the blaring hot sun.

Dream rolled his eyes with another groan. "I hate you." He knew he wouldn't actually miss seeing one of his closest friends just because of a stupid seating arrangement, but it was nice to daydream.

"Oh come on Dreamie, this will be great." George grinned as he practically skipped next to him. Smug bitch.

"Oh so you're looking forward to this." Dream glared lightly at the boy who seemed far too happy for this situation.

"No." George's face dropped to all seriousness. "Quite the opposite."

Dream sneered lightly as he opened the door to the black car. At least it wasn't just him, although the car ride would be much more pleasant for the two in the front if George was actually happy.

He climbed in, pure dread filling his veins. Here goes nothing.

"Let's go." Quackity said giddily in a high pitched British accent as he clapped his hands together, already sitting in the pre-cooled-down car.

Dream rolled his eyes as he shifted in the seat. He eyed the bags and cooler next to himself, questioning if it would be possible to move them around enough to open up another seat. But from the looks of it, that wouldn't be possible, there was barely even room for one open seat.

Dream sighed deeply as he looked at George with a look of annoyance. He asked George "are you coming" with his eyes, although it was more of a "Get in bitch or I'll stab you." look

George shrugged lightly as he climbed into the car, sitting in the middle of Dream's squeezed together thighs.

"Everybody ready?" Sapnap asked happily after hearing George close the door.

Dream and George both grumbled back a half assed response while Quackity bounced up and down in excitement.

"Great!" Sapnap changed the cars gear and started driving.

It started out fine. George had pulled out a book from God knows where almost immediately, reading whatever the hell it was while Dream rested his head on the head rest and closed his eyes. He wasn't sleeping, he was just bored out of his mind and had nothing to do, and he was far too uncomfortable to even have a chance of sleeping. There was so little room that his arms were squeezed at his sides, his hips sat at an uncomfortable angle, but he was too afraid to try and move with George on top of him.