Fukase: bruh I'm soo hungry rn
(Calls Wendy's)
Miku: hello this is Wendy's wat can I get for u?
Fukase: lemme get a uhhh
B O R G O RMiku: ...sir this- this is a Wendy's -
Fukase: I WANT B O R G O R.
Miku: fukase. This is a fucking Wendy's we don't sell borgors.
Fukase: IDC get me a damn borgor I'm starving rn
Miku: ISTG CALL BURGER KING IF U WANT BURGER-
Oliver: miku! Don't talk to customers like that!
So wat do u want sir?
Fukase: yeah I'll get a burger
Oliver: sure that'll be $68.86
Fukase: fuck u I ain't paying
Oliver: but-
Fukase: u giving me or nah
Oliver: sir u need to pay
Fukase: nah bro ain't no way I'm paying
Oliver: srsly c'mon we gon go bankrupt
Fukase: oh well that sounds like a u problem now when my borgor comin
Oliver: in ur dreams, sayonara
(Call ended)
Fukase: GODDAMN BITCHES
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Talkloid Skits
FanfictionSkits I made inspired by others and some of them are my original ideas Funny? Nah I don't think so- maybe? Warning: swear words