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Fukase: bruh I'm soo hungry rn

(Calls Wendy's)

Miku: hello this is Wendy's wat can I get for u?

Fukase: lemme get a uhhh
B O R G O R

Miku: ...sir this- this is a Wendy's -

Fukase: I WANT  B O R G O R.

Miku: fukase. This is a fucking Wendy's we don't sell borgors.

Fukase: IDC get me a damn borgor I'm starving rn

Miku: ISTG CALL BURGER KING IF U WANT BURGER-

Oliver: miku! Don't talk to customers like that!

So wat do u want sir?

Fukase: yeah I'll get a burger

Oliver: sure that'll be $68.86

Fukase: fuck u I ain't paying

Oliver: but-

Fukase: u giving me or nah

Oliver: sir u need to pay

Fukase: nah bro ain't no way I'm paying

Oliver: srsly c'mon we gon go bankrupt

Fukase: oh well that sounds like a u problem now when my borgor comin

Oliver: in ur dreams, sayonara

(Call ended)

Fukase: GODDAMN BITCHES

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