Talkloid Skits

bloody mary

Gumi: hey when do u think the writer will update this story again?

Gakupo: i dunno, probably in her next life or smtn

Gumi: I mean, this barely even got views lol

Gakupo: ye the writer just abandoned us😔

Miku: but my cactus says that today will be a new update to the story

Gumi: WHERE DID U COME FROM??

Miku: that doesn't matter, oh and keep ur window closed

Gakupo: oh shit I forgot to close it

Gumi: sigh so wat u want miku

Miku: I have an idea but teto and neru won't listen

Gumi: what idea?

Miku: let's all go summon bloody Mary

Gakupo: oooo sounds fun

Gumi: excuse me...? BLOODY MARY??

Fukase: helloo why'd u call me here?

Gumi: WHY IS FUKASE HERE

Fukase: wdym u literally called me

Miku: dw gumi, I told fukase that u called him today, ik u would be scared so I brought company

Gumi: U MEAN MORE PEOPLE ARE COMING??

Gakupo: the more the better

Miku: the kagamine should be here in 3 secs

Gumi: FIRST OFF, WHO GAVE U PERMISSION?? AND SECOND OFF-

Rin: HELLOOOO BITCHESS

Gumi: sigh....

Gakupo: so let's go summon the bloody Mary

Len: btw, wat did u mean when u said today will be a new update to the story, miku?

Miku: oh nvm dat c'mon to the bathroom now

(They get some candles and enter the bathroom)

Fukase: hohohohoho THIS IS SO EXCITING!!

Rin: IKRR

Miku: alr gumi, u can start now

Gumi: inhale.....exhale bloody mary...
           Bloody mary.....

Gakupo: CMONNN

Gumi: bloody mar-

(Objects clatter in the kitchen)

Rin: WHAT WAS DAT?

Len: sry guys I was finding some bananas, and some plates broke
(He says walking in the bathroom)

Gakupo: Jesus Christ

Gumi: ok I guess I start again..bloody-

Miku: BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY

Gumi: MIKU!!

Fukase: omg omg omg

Rin: AHAAAAAHHHH

Len: why r y'all screaming

Gakupo: where's bloody Mary?

Len: u phsycos ur DOING THIS INFRONT OF UR POSTER

Gumi: WHAT???

Fukase: OHHH THATS Y I COULDNT SEE MYSELF

Miku: IDIOTSS

Len: UR THE BIGGEST IDIOT

Fukase: FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT