Red Vs Blue X Male Oc Season 1.

chapter 1- the puma

Roosterteeth owns red vs blue I'm just having fun

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(Thinking)

We zoom in on a boxed canyon, seeing two bases we focus on the red base as small explsions were heard in the base while three people stood on top

Simmons:Hey?

Grif:Yeah?

Casey:*stretching* yes, Simmons?

Simmons:You ever wonder why we're here?

Grif:it's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? 1 mean, are we the product of.. some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

Simmons:....

Grif:.....

Casey:the fuck?*he expressed a little surprised at the deep thoughts of his superior that he had believed was dumber than a 5th grader*

Simmons:What? I meant, why're we out here in this canyon

Grif:Oh... yeah...

Simmons: What was all that stuff about God?

Grif: Uh... hm? Nothing

Simmons: You wanna talk about it?

Grif: No

Casey: You sure? You got some deep shit in your head

Grif: Yeah.

Simmons: Seriously though, why are we out here? Far as I can tell, it's just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere, with no way in or out

Grif: Mhm.

Simmons: And the only reason that we set up a red base here is because they have a blue base over there. The only reason they have a blue base over there is because we have a red base here.

Grif: Yeah, that's because we're fighting each other

Simmons: No no, but I mean, even if we were to out today, and they were to come take our base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon woopde fucking do!

Casey:You know what that actually makes sense. Also, how come we get dropped off explosives weapons and so on, but they don't just drop a bomb on their base?

Grif:*looks at casey thinking of a reason why they dont do that before giving up thinking its to much work and answering simmons* What's up with that anyway? I joined up to fight some aliens. The next thing I know master chief blows up the whole government armada, and I'm stuck here fighting a bunch of blue guys while we have the trainaholic over here

Casey:Hey! I'm just keeping in shape. Maybe you should too. The amount of ice cream you've eaten this week is ridiculous.

Simmons:he's got you there

Grif:*groan* kiss ass

*we cut to the blues*

Tucker: …. So what are they doing?

Tucker asked as Church was watching both Grif and Simmons talking. He turns to Tucker

Church: What?

Tucker: I said, What are they doing now?

Church: Gosh damn! I am getting sick of answering that question

Tucker: You have fucking rifle, I can’t see shit. Don’t bitch at me cuz I am not going to sit up here and play with my dick