All five gathered around a canister of mutagen.
All: Whoa!
Leo: So that's the...
Donnie: Mutagen that turned us all into what we are now.
Mikey: Let's drink some!
Raph: What? Why would you do that?
Mikey: 'Cause if you mutate a mutant, you get a super mutant!
Ronin: Or...
Donnie: A pile of goo on the sidewalk.
Raph: Either way, it's an improvement.
Leo: Guys, this is huge. Whoever kidnapped those people are somehow connected to what happened to us fifteen years ago.
Donnie: How is that possible?
Mikey: For alien robots, anything is possible.
Ronin: You still on that?
Donnie: Stop that. There are no such thing as alien robots!
Mikey: Oh, yeah? Well, if there's no such thing as alien robots, how do you explain this?
He begins yanking on the truck driver's face.
Snake: Aah! Aah! My face!
Mikey: Man, this mask is glued on tight!
Leo: Mikey, stop! It's not a mask.
Mikey: Okay. He's in the clear. But those other guys were totally alien robots.
Raph: Enough!
Raph grabs the mutagen Donnie is holding.
Raph: Time to get some answers. Ronin and Raph approaches driver and waves canister in his face.
Raph: Who are you, and what's going on?
Snake: Name's Snake, and I got nothing to say to you hideous freaks.
Raph: Well, that's 'cause you don't know us yet. He tosses man to Ronin, who grab his arms.
Raph: See, we were just regular guys until...
He unscrews cap on canister.
Raph: ...we got hit with a little of this.
Snake: Wha-what are you doing?
Raph: Playing a little game I like to call Mutation Roulette. Now you could turn out handsome like me, or you might end up disgusting and deformed, like Mikey here.
Mikey: Hey! Raph: So, you feel lucky?
He starts to pour the ooze.
Ronin: I sugtest you give him what he wants.
Snake: Aah! Okay, okay! They call themselves the Kraang. They been grabbing scientists from all over the city.
Leo: Well, that worked pretty good.
Raph: Of course it did. Would you wanna look like Mikey?
Mikey: I'm right here.
Ronin: What do they want with scientists?
Snake: I don't know. All I know is they're taking them out of the city tonight, but I don't know where!
Donnie: This is awesome! That girl's dad is a scientist. I'm a scientist. She is so gonna like me.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) (Male Reader)
FanfictionFour ninja turtles, mutated by a mysterious alien substance, and a human must rise up out of the sewers and defend their city against evil forces from both the past and present.