Slash and Destroy

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In the lair Mikey is a playing video games in the arcade as Leo watches.

Mikey: Oh, yeah! Level 83, dude. I'ma flip it.

A final boss appears.

Mikey: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! It's Skullorax!

Leo: Eye beam! Use the eye beam!

Mikey: I'm scared, man. What am I gonna do?

Mikey lost the game, when his character gets killed by Skullorax.

Mikey: Oh! No! I was so close, Leo... so close.

Leo: You did well, my son. Now watch a real sensei at work.

Leo, pushing Mikey away and cracking his neck, plays the game. They then hear Raph's screams of rage.

Raph: MIKEY!

Raph comes out of his bedroom with Spike on his shoulder. Both Raph and Spike look angry. Raph finds Mikey sitting and confronts him.

Raph: You got pizza stains all over my collection of Modern Ninja magazine. They're ruined!

Mikey: Dude, those things are, like, twenty years old. They're not exactly modern.

Raph: They're vintage! It took me six years to collect 'em! Six years!

Mikey: Chillax, bro. I'll clean it for ya.

Mikey licks it in response. Annoyed, Raph sets Spike down and smacks Mikey with his magazine. Spike looks pleased with Mikey's karma.

Mikey: Ow!

Raph points to Mikey with his comic.

Raph: You mess up everything, Mikey.

Leo: It's just stuff, Raph. Meager possessions. What does it matter?

Raph: What about your precious comic-book collection, huh? You always stick up for Mikey. Try seeing my point of view for once.

Leo: I get it. I just think, like Master Splinter says, "material possessions are fleeting."

Finally reaching his breaking point, Raph pushes the arcade, ruining Leo's game.

Raph: All right, enough! I'm tired of you three. You're always messing up, and I got to pay for it.

Raph scowls and leaves.

Y/N: Raph!

Meanwhile, is in his lab, trying to make a retro-mutagen.

Donnie: Can it get any louder out there? I'm never gonna find a retro-mutagen at this rate. Who can concentrate with Raph exploding all the time?

He drops a pink substance until it starts to fizzle.

Donnie: Uh-oh.

Fireworks start exploding all over the lair.

Leo: What's ah! Wha-

Y/N: Hit the dirt!

Fireworks explode everywhere and plast a few objects. Mikey is dismayed.

Mikey: My pizza!

He dodges the fireworks.

Mikey: Whoa! We're under attack!

Miley runs away for cover. Suddenly, the fireworks start to lunge at Spike, much to Raphael's complete horror.

Raph: Spike! No!

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