The turtles and Ronin are chasing after Snakeweed. Mikey and Donnie land in front of him and give chase while Ronin, Leo and Raph join them. Along the way, Snakeweed kidnaps a pizza guy.
Mikey: No! Not the pizza guy! Take Donnie!
Donnie: Snakeweed's getting away!
Pizza guy: Somebody help me!
Snakeweed disappears into an alley.
Leo: We've got him trapped.
Raph: Good. Then let's go weed-whacking!
Donnie: Tree-trimming!
Mikey: Gardening! Boom! Ha ha! Oh, yeah. Mikey put the sprinkles on that sundae.
Raph: Let's go!
Ronin: Hang on, Raph. We're not charging a twelve foot regenerating mutant.
Leo: I agree.
Raph: Then what are we doing?
Leo: We'll take Snakeweed from above, Tie him up in the clotheslines. Come on.
Leo began to climb to the rooftop.
Raph: That'll take forever, and we have to stop Snakeweed now! I mean, he's kidnapping people.
Mikey: Not just people, people who bring pizza.
Leo: We take him from above. Let's move!
On the rooftops, they get ready to pounce.
Leo: On my count. One, two... Where'd he...
Snakeweed is not there.
Ronin: And he's gone.
Raph: And the award for worst team member goes to-
Ronin: How am I the worst team member?
Raph: If we did this my way, Snakeweed would be toast by now.
Mikey: Ugh. That'd be some nasty toast.
Donnie moves Mikey back as Ronin and Raph argue.
Ronin: This way would've worked if you hadn't wasted time second-guessing Leo's orders.
Raph: Don't give bad orders, and I won't second-guess 'em.
Ronin: You know what, Raph? If you think you could do better, how about I don't be on the team?
Raph: First good idea you've had all day.
They growl in anger.
Mikey: We'll compromise-
Raph and Ronin glare at him.
Ronin: Fine, Raph, you win. I quit. I'm out of here.
Ronin leaves the group in anger.
Mikey: I can't believe he's gone.
Donnie: Aw, don't worry, Mikey. Y/N, uh, he just needs some space.
Leo: You meant the pizza guy, didn't you?
Mikey: Yeah.
Ronin is pacing on another rooftop still mad. Unknown to him, the foot clan surrounded him.
Ronin: Foot clan? You guys just made my night.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) (Male Reader)
FanfictionFour ninja turtles, mutated by a mysterious alien substance, and a human must rise up out of the sewers and defend their city against evil forces from both the past and present.