Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) (Male Reader)

Turtle Temper

A man is in his apartment, clicking his TV remote as Donnie is looking through a telescope at a building entrance below. 

Leo: Anything? 

Donnie: Nothing yet. 

Mikey: Aha! 

Meanwhile, Mikey is poking Raph's head repeatedly. The red turtle was cross legged across the ground, shell against the window and arms folded. Mikey chuckled as he poked his older brother's head again. The red turtle stops him by grabbing his hand with a small crack and Mikey yelps.

Leo: Guys, when ninjas are on surveillance, they are supposed to be silent.

Mikey: Sorry, Leo. I'll scream quieter.

Again, he poked Raph's head. Annoyed, Raph slams him against the roof and wraps an arm around Mikey's neck.

Raph: Say it.

Ronin: Raph, be quiet!

Raph: Not till Mikey says it.

Mikey: Raphael is all-wise and powerful.

Raph: And?

Mikey: And he's better than me in every possible way.

Raph released him again and brought down Mikey's back, sending him on the roof.

Raph: And?

Mikey: And I'm a lowly worm beneath his feet, who isn't fit to live on the same planet as him, because he's so amazing and I'm a dirt clod.

Raph licks finger and proceeds to touch him. 

Mikey: And?

Mikey: And in the history of the universe there's never been...!

Leo Loses his patience.

Leo: Okay, enough.

Raph lets Mikey go.

Raph: We're wasting our time. The kraang aren't gonna show up.

Ronin: Have a little patience, will you?

Donnie: Trust me, guys. They're gonna break into that lab tonight. I have reliable intel.

Raph: Intel? You mean April told you.

Mikey: You mean your girlfriend?

Donnie gets stunned with wide eyes... but then gets annoyed and angry.

Donnie: She's not my girlfriend, Mikey. She's a girl who's a friend, whose dad got kidnapped by the same aliens who are gonna break into that lab. And we're gonna stop 'em.

Raph: Or we'll sit out on a cold roof all night for no reason.

Suddenly, the 50 year old bald man named Vic comes, overheard their conversation.

Vic: What the heck's going on up here?

Vic saw them, much to the turtles' dismay.

Vic: What, are you playing dress up?

Leo: No, sir, we were just-

Vic notices his satellite dish is broken, due to Raph and Mikey fighting.

Vic: Which one of you slimy green ham shanks busted my satellite dish?

Raph: Ham shanks?!

Donnie: I don't know what that means.

Raph: Me neither. But I don't like it.

He is about to get his sais to hurt him, but Ronin stops him.

Ronin: No, no, no. It's not worth it.