Book 1 : Rebirth of the Villainous Female Boss

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Closing the door, Yu Minglang placed the food on the coffee table, and Xiao Qian walked over and sat down on the sofa. He took out the food and gave her a share.

"Did you call me over just to watch you eat?" Xiao Qian adjusted her sitting position, still not used to his stiff sofa.

"I've been busy all day and haven't even had a sip of water." He dragged an individual wooden chair over, just at an angle where he could see her without being too close to make her uncomfortable.

"Aren't you thirsty?"

"I'm used to it. Back at my old unit, I would lay on top of a pigsty with a pile of grass on my head, hiding in the same spot for two days."

Not eating or drinking while hiding at the old unit was a very normal thing. Although he had left now, he still missed it from time to time.

Pigsty... Xiao Qian gave the black rice porridge he put in front of her a glance and fell silent.

"So that pigsty, have you seen it? The dark and dirty mass that you can't really see—"

Dark and messy? Xiao Qian looked at the black rice porridge and lost her appetite.

She really didn't know in her past life that Yu Minglang could be so disgusting. Was it sincere? Revenge?

Yu Minglang finally found a topic that wouldn't make the girl feel awkward—at least he thought so.

He thought this was a great entry point.

"Next to the pigsty, there's a chicken coop, and next to the chicken coop is a duck shed. Do you know if the chicken coop is dirtier or the duck shed?"

"I, don't, want, to, know!" Who would want to listen to him talk about this? Was he trying to disgust her?!

"I also lay in a mud pit once, just exposing my head. Then I accidentally tripped and took a mouthful of muddy water. You know what muddy water tastes like? It's about the same color as the black rice porridge in front of you, haha!"

The guy who thought he had a great sense of humor from watching many Humor Master shows found that Xiao Qian just looked at him coldly, and he suddenly couldn't laugh anymore.

"Was that very funny?" She didn't need to feel guilty anymore. Really, it had nothing to do with her if this guy was single in his past life!

"Well, let's eat, come on!" Yu Minglang seemed to realize that his opening line was not as good as he had imagined.

"I'm not hungry!" After being disgusted by him, who could still eat?!

"What did you want to talk about?"

Xiao Qian felt she couldn't continue to mess around with him. He would lead her astray.

"I haven't eaten yet. Let me finish eating before we talk." Yu Minglang immediately got nervous when it came to serious matters.

"Alright, you eat your fill. I'll tell you about some things I'm interested in."

Yu Minglang sat up straight in an instant. This matter was very important.

"You eat while I talk." A cunning gleam flashed in Xiao Qian's eyes.

Yu Minglang followed her instructions and grabbed a meat bun with one hand while drinking the porridge and looking at her expectantly.

He wanted to get to know her better.

Xiao Qian intended to avenge herself for his making her feel sick with the pigsty story earlier. Did he think that only he could disgust people with his expertise?