them normally:(chaos in a house 😭🙏, also I will be in there 😌)
-076 and 073 arguing in the back-
Me:so what are they doing now?
049:eh, arguing
Me:*sarcastically* wow such a surprising time at fucking 3am
049:you'll get used to it
-(Just to let you know 049 adopted my oc when she was around 3. She's a russian Indian, Dominican mix and is at least 5'4. haven't decided yet now old she is. I think about 19 or 20. Married to 076 and 035, a chaotic mix[also I see 049 as a strong father figure:)])
Me:I know father I know. But at this time-
049:yes child- what the actual fuck-
-they both just witnessed 073 get thrown across the fucking room-
049:...
Me:...why am I even surprised-
049:well that's your husband, not mine, I got my wife (353)
Me:understandable
Lola(cat):meowing at me (kazuki) for food.
Me:your hungry at this hour? I wouldn't be surprised, you probably got woken up -feeds her a can of cat food-
Lola:eating while happy
Me:aw- -got slapped with 073's whole body and 076 saw-
076:you ok?
Me:thanks for that fucking body
035:well we both will be doing the fucking tonight
Me:no- no sex jokes-
035:yes
076:yes
Me:no please-
035:hey help me bring her to our room
076:sure
Me:NO. NO DEAR GOD- FATHER HELP-
049:fend for yourself I'm gonna check in my wife
Me:don't you mean on?
049:no, in
Me:I'm not gonna ask what you meant-
049:bye
Me:uhh. Bye?-
049:bye. -in another room- OH BABE! GUESS WHOS RAVIGEING YOU TONIGHT!!
353:NO PLEASE NOT AGAIN-
049:COME HERE -jumps on her while she was reading a book, significantly taller and large than her- guess who's top tonight
353:please don't let it be you I want to walk in peace
049:too bad -pins her down-
353:be gentle this time 😭
049:no 😌
-back with me and pray for 353's legs 😍-
-and apparently my legs too for 035 and 076 🥰🫶-
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Scp Oneshots
HumorWarning!- This story is for mature audiences! It's contains, heavy drinking, partying, sexual themes, language, violence, slight russian mix, or French or other languages. Gore and blood. I heavily suggesr that if you can't handle these themes, I su...
