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Favorite moments 🎀
(My headcanon)
SCP-049: Babe, why is my daughter in the ceiling?
Y/N: she said her grades were up
SCP-049: Why is she high then-
Y/N: I'm higher than her
SCP-049:..
Y/N:...
SCP-049: Give me my weed-
Y/N:NO
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Scp076-2: Hey моя любовь(my love), have you seen my sword?
Y/N: Нет(no), but I can see a different sword...
Scp076-2:What do you mean- *looks down* Never mind
Y/N: Play golf with me
Scp076-2: Why?
Y/N: You'll easily get a hole in one
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Y/N:Hi, it's me, y/n
Scp073:What did she do this time
Y/N: no babe it's me!
Scp073: Oh! What did you do this time
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Scp096:[talking to interviewers about how amazing you are]
Interviewers:Can we talk about something else, please?
Scp096:Sure! What would you like to talk about?
Interviewer: Your past
Scp096:...so about y/n-
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Scp106:[calling you] Hey, can I come over, please? 😔
Y/N:Fine..
Scp106: Oh good! I'm already outside your window
Y/N:MY WINDOWS, DONT YOU FUCKING-
Scp106:[breaks the window to get in] sex? Movie? Cuddles?
Y/N: You're paying for that..
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Scp353: Wanna cause a pandemic again?
Y/N: NO. WE ALREADY SURVIVED SEASON ONE WE DONT NEED SEASON TWO
Scp353: we need seasons 3 and 4 as well
Y/N: NO-
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Scp035:γλυκιά μου(sweetie) can you help me
Y/N:*sighs* Fine, what do you need..
Scp035: I'm stuck in the fucking foundation again-
Y/N: How this time-
Scp035: Murdered someone 🫶
Y/N:..makes sense
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Scp105: I took pictures of some scp instances!
Y/N:That's great! How did it go?
Scp105: I'm! Inside the scp! [Got eaten]
Y/N: Not again-
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