Scp Oneshots

35th part

HAPPY HALLOWEEN IF YOU CELEBRATE HERE IS A SEXUAL/NON SEXUAL ALPHABET ABOUT SCP076 BECAUSE I WANTED TO TRY IT

A-Aftercare
-It's average but he makes sure your not sore or hurt after or even during sex (he's VERY rough)

B-Bedroom
-He sometimes makes a mess on the floors or doesn't control his anger well so...he will break stuff

C-Comfort
-If your upset he will try to comfort you to the best of his ability depending on how bad your mood is (Especially if your suicidal)

D-Dæk (size)
-6.5 (soft)
-7.8 (hard and yes INCHES)

E-Eating (how often)
-Alot, he's a big eater to almost anything really, he doesn't mind as long as it's food (and edible)

F-Facial hair
-He has stubble and a short beard if he wants to grow it out. It used to be long before he cut it because of the fleas and itchiness

G-Goodness (how well behaved)
-Mainly docile ONLY AROUND YOU since he loves to be very clingy (often holding onto you or laying) but sometimes he's more devous than other days meaning he's gonna act like a dog chasing a squirrel

H-Hair
-Public, alot, he doesn't shave babes so expect a whole forest there
-Basic (head) Long and wavy, it's mostly black but it has some brown undertones with it

I-"I love you" (how often he says it)
-Often or once in a while, he's not good with words or good at expressing himself with words even around you due to having a troubled childhood

J-Jerk off
-Not often but he only does it if he's REALLY horny (often in a rut or something else)

K-Kids (does he like)
-If you give him a daughter (he doesn't mind the gender but he perfers girls since he thinks that there is too many boys in his family) he doesn't mind his OWN kids that he can father (hes gonna be strict but reasonably strict)
-No, if it not his own he hates kids, usually babies or wailing children with meltdowns and such, he understands how the child feels but it's just that the sound scares him

L-Listening (to you)
-He can listen and stay silent no matter that ridiculous thing your talking about. Cats, bombs, ak-47s, doesn't matter, he will listen to you talk for hours, he likes hearing your voice

M-Making out
-Only in spicy moments or when you want to. He likes them especially when your tongues are twisted with each other

N-N Word (how often he uses it)
-He's not white, but he's definitely not black as his skin is a dark tan or extremely light brown (depending on lighting) but only when he's really worked up he will use it

O-On (turned on)
-Often but it's not too often, he doesn't mind humping as he gets pleasure either way

P-Presents
-Not often, he doesn't know how to buy or make stuff (too strong for the pieces 😭🤚)

Q-Quickies
-Often in secret places and he finishes quick too (he can control it depending on how often you have the boombamya)

R-Reading
-Only his favorites or something that involves wars and such (Gilgamaesh)

S-Sex
-VERY rough and kinky, it usually goes on for 2-3 hours average and you usually can't walk afterwards for at least 2-3 weeks. You both are either loud or quiet within it too

T-Tea (Gossip)
-He will listen it to you and if it's PIPPING HOT, he will pitch in

U-Ur love
-Till the galaxy stops and explodes tomorrow ❤️

V-Vaginal or anal
-He perfers your front forest (yes forest if you dont shave) as he wants to get you pregnant there

W-Winning
-He doesn't mind with you but with other people, if they win and he loses, they will win themselves a trip to heaven

X-X's (past lovers)
-Only his past (engaged) wife, he lost her by having her die from murder while he left for war only to come back to seeing her brutaled body and her blood all over the place

Y-You (how loyal)
-The most loyal person ever, but if something fucks up (something horribly bad even for him) he will leave or try to reconnect (not that much he doesn't bite the clift)

Z-Zzz (sleep or snoring)
-Sleeping:Often, it's a average 17 hour sleep since he likes it, he wil often be clingy to you and will nap on you as believe it or not sleeping infront of you is actually a big sign of trust
-Snoring:Heavily but a bit light, he loves his sleep and is very comfy, it's definitely not dad snoring since it's not THAT loud (049 IM LOOKING AT YOU) But it's very manageable and comfy to sleep with

[THERE WE GO, ANOTHER CHAPTER, I WILL SLOW DOWN ON THIS BOOK SINCE I HAVE THE OTHER BOOK TO WRITE AND ITS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEAS FOR SCP ONESHOT BESIDES RANDOM IDEAS FROM MY 2 BARLEY FUNCTIONING BRAINCELLS AND ALOT OF EXAMS AND SUCH FROM SCHOOL.
I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL HALLOWEEN AND DAY/NIGHT 💋]