Scp Oneshots

15th part 🥰🥰

Scp 076 Headcanons

-Ass boobs or thighs?
He loves to lay his head on your boobs and thighs. Especially when you rub his scalp (he will purr). He often does it after missions, war, or anything.
076:"Babe"
You:"Hm?"
076:"can I lay on your tits?"
You:"sure"

-Favorite thing to do?
He loves to sleep with you or to spar or fight. He goes easy on you since he doesn't wanna hurt you. But sleeping he's gonna be spooning you and cuddle you all night (or day) for hours on end.

-How often is he aroused
Whenever it reaches summer or spring. He goes into rut and is basically VERY horny with you. He often humps you or something else like a pillow if he doesn't get to f>ck you.

-What is his favorite drink?
B.L.O.O.D 👹.

Just kidding, it's coffee or chai tea. (Sometimes it's your breastmilk)

-Does he yell at you
Only when necessary or he'll accidentally do while he's stressed. But if he does he'll apologize to the point where you have to give him a gift for it (your little girl [Aka 🐱]). But at most he'll scold you for something that could harm you

-Does he get technology?
Not much, I mean he knows how to use a phone (texting taking pictures etc) but doesn't know how it works

-Is he aggressive towards other people when they are close to you?
Only when it's someone you hate or someone he hates.

-Special things about him?
He purrs BUT only when he's completely alone with you. Purring is very vulnerable to him and it's a bug form of trust.

-Why did he date you?
Reason 1:You remind him of his late wife (headcanon but idk if it's Canon or not but it's for mine)
Reason 2:Hes attracted to you and very happy

-Favorite type of humor?
DARK 👹

-Is he protective?
Very, he's afraid that you'll die any minute (unless your immortal but he doesn't care)

-Does he work?
As a warrior, he doesn't like office work or anything far from fighting in war.

-What languages does he speak?
Russian, English, French, spanish, Italian, Greek, Latin, Ancient Sumarian, creole (if he doesn't know your language he will make himself learn)

-Favorite food?
Chicken, or anything

-Old job before killed?
He was a Sheppard of sheep and he loves sheep today (first part is Canon I think)

-How long does he sleep?
Longest:500 years
Shortest: 10 minutes
Average(now): 12-19 hours
(all headcanon)

-Scps he gets along with?
049
035 (halfly)
You (if your one)
105 (formally)
106
It's very few because he doesn't get along with people or anomalies often

-Does he tease?
YES

-Is he afraid of you?
When your angry and you speak a language he knows or doesn't. (Especially if your very kind) in other words, yes

-Minecraft
Kills monsters or farms

-Introvert, extrovert, or amivert(idk if it's spelled like that)
Introvert

-Does he read books?
When they regard battles or strong violence (canonish)

-When you do something stupid
Scolds you for it in your native tongue or some language you understand for at least 2 hours depending on what it is

-does he have long hair
YES, once when you washed it for him (it goes past his æss) a whole nest of spiders came at you (good luck 😭)

-does he have hair down there?
Up to his belly button and he doesn't shave, he perfers you not to shave either

-How long?
8.5 inches

-Dom or sub?
Definitely the Dom 😭 (dominate)

-Does he want a family
Only if you want to and if so he wants 7 or 5 kids. Or as much as you want

-Good father?
Protective of the child, doesnt matter about the gender

-Anime?
Demon slayer, attack on titan, Jujutsu kaisen, other animes related to that theme or has high sadness or violence

-clothes?
Doesn't wear a shirt unless in public. Wears baggy pants because of the branch (d>ck)

-How old? (Specifically)
10,297 years old
Birthday:November 18th
Zodiac:Scorpio ♏️

-clingy?
Very

-How loyal?
He will burn the whole world down just to get to you.

(I'm probably gonna update this more when i have more questions and my arms and hands hurt now 🥰. PLEASE GIVE ME QUESTIONS SO I CAN ADD 😭)