Hey guys! This is a school biography project for Albert Einstein's life.
I tried to make it as accurate as possible. Let me know if there are any suggestions!
Y/n put on his baggy shorts in a swift motion, faster than 299792458 m/s.
He had just woken up from a 10 hour long power nap and was about to reach for his IPhone 14 plus.
He was unhappy. He had always been unhappy ever since his ex-boyfriend had broken up with him 6 months ago. After the incident, he had begun to spiral like pi on a graph, trying to cope by crying every night and listening to sad remixes of Karma by Jojo Siwa.
Y/n started scrolling on tiktok, sighing to himself and thinking he'd never bounce back like the sigma he once was. "If only there was a way to not feel lonely again, these gooners would never accept me for the sigma I once was." Y/n started crying heavily as he lay on the bed praying and farting, manifesting for a miracle to come.
Suddenly by a random chance, only brownian motion could produce, he landed on a tiktok titled "HOW TO GET A BOYFRIEND (NOT CLICKBAIT) y/n watched eagerly as the gay guy in front of him gave him a list of apps that would help him regain his status in the omegaverse.
"Hey sisters!!!!!!!!" The dark haired, colorful guy said. "Download these apps to have a wonderfully SPICY time!!!!!!! Like and follow!!!"
"Holy skibidi toilets!" Y/n screamed to himself with vigor and passion. He downloaded tinder on his device and started swiping. There he saw a man with white hair and a fine looking beard.
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Damn shawty this guy lookin mad ass fine," he said. He swiped right and tried to call him right away. The man picked up with incredible speed. "OMG!" Y/n started panicking and screaming.
"HEy," y/n said, he looked at the man's photos. "I-I-I-I-I-I-I.......................love your shorts." he looked into the man's gorgeous brown orbs, which stared back at him with lust. "Hey," ;)))))) the guy winked at him and y/n knew that this man was definitely experienced.
"My name is Albert Einstein, but you can call me Einstein, what's yours?" The guy asked him, biting his lip and doing a little meow.
"Y/n" he replied.
Y/n couldn't believe that he was actually talking to someone aside from his walls. His bowel system was bursting with bubbly excitement that he started sharting out of nowhere. The gorgeous man looked at y/n with something....stronger than the force of gravity.
"I-I-I-I've never talked to anyone really ever since my ex-boyfriend left me......" y/n started bawling and throwing a temper tantrum in front of the camera after reliving the memories with his former sexy bf. Einstein felt sorry for him and asked him a question only the gooners would dream of.
"Hey.....i'm doing a project at the University of Zurich about how babies are made, my newest discovery, would you like to come see?"
Y/n couldn't believe it.......he was invited to a gathering! He started giddily jumping up and down like a malfunctioned robot and zigzagging like particles in a gas. He accepted ecstatically and started mewing in joy.
"So y/n.... tomorrow at 9 am?"
"Yes daddy!!!" Y/n screamed. "Oops." he blushed and covered his mouth after the last word was said. Einstein smiled and twirled his white luscious frizzy locks, "I-Its alright....I can be your daddy if you want me to." He winked sensually.
Y/n blushed and smiled, he was going on a date with Albert Einstein!
