Here are some Star Wars Dad jokes to tickle your funny bone. Enjoy!
Q: What Did Obi-Wan Tell Luke When He Had Trouble Eating Chinese Food?
A: Use the forks, Luke.
Q: Why Did The Angry Jedi Cross The Road?
A: To get to the dark side.
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing?
A: At the Darth Maul
Q: What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
A: The outside!
Q: Why is Luke Skywalker always invited to picnics?
A: He always has the forks with him.
Q: How do Ewoks communicate?
A: On their Ewokie-talkies!
Q: When did the Jedi start to think Anakin was heading towards the dark side?
A: When he was in the Sith Grade.
Q: Why did episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
A: Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.
Q: What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your droid?
A: Time to get a new droid!
Q: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
A: An ele-vader.
Q: What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.
Q: Where does Jabba eat dinner?
A: Pizza Hutt
Q: What is Darth Vader's favorite Disney song?
A: When You Wish Upon A Death Star.
Q: What is a Jedi's favorite toy?
A: A Yo-Yoda
Q: What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name?
A: "The"
Q: What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
A: May the force be with ewe.
Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because it's always making new friends
Q: Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?
A: Because he's always short.
Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Arrrrgh-2-D2
Q: Why was Yoda such a good gardener?
A: He had a green thumb.
Q: Why didn't Yoda have body odor?
A: He wore de-yoda-rant.
Q: Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
A: He always choked.
Q: What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
A: May the floss be with you.
Q: What's a Jedi's favorite brand of car?
A: A Toy-Yoda.
Q: What is Darth Vader's sister named?
A: Elle Vader
Q: How many Sith's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None – they like it on the dark side!
Q: How does Luke Skywalker always know what he's getting for his birthday?
A: He feels the presence.
Q: Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?
A: Because they always end up in a Tie.
Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the Dark Side.
Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!
Q: What do you call a fight between film actors?
A: Star Wars!
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