elliot's daily thoughts

my favourite marauders headcanons

maybe you knew before, maybe you didnt, i am a marauders fan. (well, actually i am obsessed with them, but who cares) and like every marauders fan, i have my favourite headcanons. 

and i thought, how about sharing them :> 

1. sirius is very very good at any kind of art. drawing, poetry, photografics, hes just awesome in it.

2. james loves christmas and he's getting extited for next christmas at december, 27th.

3. remus is fucking slutty. lemme explain. for example, if he knew sombody had a crush on him, he would explain something to them and lean very near, so you can smell his cologne. 

4. sirius loves eyeliner and stole it from the girls.

5. lily, mary, dorcas, marlene. i am sorry, but alice was never one of the girls in this dorm. 

6. lily and sirius are best friends. nobody knows how and when they got friends but they are.

7. jegulus and jily are both real 

8. james is a golden retriever, but a cat person 

9. dorcas is the reason why the slytherin skittles and the marauders hang up. 

10. slytherin skittles: evan rosier, barty crouch jr, pandora rosier, regulus black, dorcas meadowes.

11. remus was as annoying as the others, but he was better at hiding it. for example, he hexed a professor and immediately he turns to james, gasps and is like "james! thats our professor!"

12. james is 6'2", remus 6'4", peter 6'1" and sirius is only 5'10"

13. james has adhd

14. regulus is trans 

15. regulus has about 50 rings and fidgets them when he's nervous 

16. lily is the one who pushed sirius into talking with regulus because she wished she could do it with her own sister and couldnt

17. james started calling remus and sirius at some point dad and mom

18. platonic moonseeker is real. they had a pact, if they're both single at 30, they just marry each other.

19. everybody is a bit scared of rosekiller 

20. evan fell first but barty fell harder

21. james is the mom of the marauders. 

22. barty always failed all exams exept his owls and newts where he got all twelve 

23. regulus and sirius grew up in south france 

24. evan hates needles 

25. lily wrote immer "deer james" and not "dear james" in letters. sirius started to say "i am harrys dogfather, not his godfather" 

26. james is pansexual 

27. sirius wears doc martens, remus converse, peter adidas and james vans.

28. james cuts the hair from the marauders  

29. remus only eats the chocolate from chocolate fruits

30. evan calls everybody "dude" or "bro" 

31. barty is german 

32. regulus learns languages when he is bored

33. pandora and evan are half canadian 

34. the slytherin skittles had a band. pandora plays the piano, evan the guitar, barty the bass, regulus sings and dorcas plays the drums. 

35. pandora is two minutes older than evans and always bullies him about 

36. pandora learned french for regulus to annoy evan and barty while speaking it 

37. barty's gay awakening was regulus 

38. dorcas loves greek mythology 

39. barty would kiss everybody but look in evans eyes while kissing. 

40. regulus has an industrial piercing 

41. lily has tote bags, mary shoulder bags, pandora messenger bags, dorcas designer purses and marlene had no bags 

42. marlene is a fast walker and hates everyone who walkes slow 

43. marlene has naturally brown hair but dyes it blonde. in 6th class she had pink highlights too 

44. mary has fake nails. 

45. regulus is the reason for the "no, i am sirius" jokes. one day, his mother yelled at him, he was maybe 12, and she screamed "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" and innocent baby-regulus was like "no i am regulus" and sirius just started to laugh. 

46. regulus has the prettiest handwriting you've ever seen, remus the worst 

47. sirius has a tattoo on his left leg where stands "property of remus lupin" its very ugly and remus did it drunk 

48. james is the only marauder who can handle spice 

49. remus would destroy his books, put cups on them and fold the pages. lily hates it. 

50. lily introduced sirius to muggle music 

holy crab, that is way longer than i expected, but anyway! i hope you enjoyed reading it. 

have a nice day!