Hello my name is Wally Wonks

The dorm

Wally falls through the mirror and lands in a rather undignified way, but fortunately not very hard. The two guys he crash-lands on are fortunately also mostly unharmed.

As Wally regains his footing and stares up at the rather alarmingly tall dudes, he feels he can almost hear the strains of one of his favourite songs: "Ui ma! Brother, tell me, what's going to happen to me, what'll happen to me, what'll happen to me..." (A2: line translated from Hindi by me, a super great deleted song from the best movie of all time, link here  https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=OY1fwIs6NoM)

He feels like he can finally understand the Bollywoodcore feeling of being a good Indian boy meeting a good Indian girl two rather intimidating non-Indian men. The thoughts running through his head are as follows: "Men??? Men! MEN!!! A-men!! Hot men? Tall hot men in suits?? TWO of them???? SMASH"

"Arrgh!" yelps one of the eel-men (A1: I totally remember their names mhm [A2 is gonna murder me help]) Floyd.

"Oh, sorry, accident..." Wally mumbles, shamelessly continuing to ogle them, mentally measuring their height. He thinks: "Huh, those must be the vice dorm leaders... that means they're moray eels, right...? Should I..." he briefly considers gaping at them to demonstrate how DTF he is. (A2: eel fact-- before moray eels mate they open their mouths real wide at each other as a courting ritual).

"Apology accepted. You're one of the new kids, aren't you? I haven't seen you around here before" says Jade, while Floyd stares at his brother like he's about to strangle someone.

"Oh, uh, yeah, this is my first year at this school," Wally says shyly at his newly found crushes.

Innerly, Wally is punching the air. "I'm so good at this! W rizz"

"Ah, a freshman! What's your name? I'm Jade and this is my brother Floyd. I'm the vice-head of Octavinelle Dorm." says Jade

"I'm Wally," Wally says, whilst contemplating how their anatomy might be adapted from eels. (A2: eel fact-- moray eels have a second mouth inside their main mouth and also they don't have dicks)

"Nice to meet you, Wally." Jade and Floyd turn their attention to the whole group of first years. A businessman-looking guy with glasses steps in front of them and says, "Welcome to Octavinelle, freshmen! I am Azul Ashengrotto, your dorm leader. Please feel free to come to me should you poor unfortunate souls need any assistance. All I ask is that you follow the rules which I and my two vice leaders here uphold."

Jade smiles politely and inclines his head. "I'm Jade Leech." Floyd grins happily and adds, "And I'm Floyd Leech. If any of you little shrimpies go breaking the rules, I'll squeeze you real hard." His tone turns menacingly serious for a moment, then he returns to his normal carefree vibe.

Wally listens to Azul's thing with one ear, thinking solemnly "Yes sir please squeeze me"

AFTER THE SPEECH

"So anyways, I'd suggest going to your dorms and getting ready for the start-of-school feast happening in the evening," says Azul. (A1: do those even exist in this world)

With that, the second opening speech of ended and everyone went back to their dorms.

Wally enters his room and firstly looks around for a bit. It's nice to have his own room. He installs his clothes in the wardrobe, his charger in the socket, and his socks and eel plushy on the bed. He then flops onto the bed in an awkward-looking but very comfortable curled up position, and gazes out of the window, looking at the fishes and stuff floating past.

After a while, he gets bored of opening and closing his mouth at the fishes. He decides to go and explore, attiring himself in a respectable but not too tryhard outfit in case he needs to make a good impression.