(Bored again ;-;)
[All beans are in separate rooms with their alternative selves to prevent chaos overload]
Nozomi: ...
Villain!Nozomi: ...
Mangled Hopes!Nozomi: ...
Assassin!Nozomi: ...
Simulator!Nozomi: ...
Toxin & Fangs!Nozomi: *confusion (she's a little bit new here)* ... what are we going to do?
Villain!Nozomi: This. *brawls Assassin!Nozomi*
The Nozomis: *all hell breaks loose*
Toxin & Fangs!Nozomi: Oh okay *turns into an eldritch horror*
The Nozomis: OH SHI-
Villain!Aarion: *doing Super Smash Bros. irl with Mizu cuz why not-*
Assassin!Aarion: COME AT ME YA ONE-ARMED, ONE-EYED, STANKY PIECE OF SCHMAKX IMMA FOLD YOUR SPINE LIKE AN OMELETTE- *gun goes clicky clicky*
Mangled Hopes!Aarion: BET. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SPINE B I A C H- *goes to war with Assassin!Aarion*
Aarion: How the heck you alive then, and what's wrong with him- *points to Toxin & Fangs!Aarion*
Toxin & Fangs!Aarion: *friken souless*
Simulator!Aarion: Trauma. Don't worry, he'll be better in a sec.
Assassin!Dromar: Why am I here again with you pathetic clones?
Dromar: Technically, you're the clo-
Assassin!Dromar: Did I ask.
Dromar: Ye- Are you okay, Armless?
Mangled Hopes!Dromar: *quaking* The new us is scary...
Dromar: What do you mea- OH-
Toxin & Fangs!Dromar: *blinks* Is the... Armless okay?
Mushroom!Dromar: *sarcasm* Oh how pleasant, another one...
Assassin!Dromar: Same...
Dromar: You two are being too harsh...
Toxin & Fangs!Dromar: Don't worry, I can fix that. *cracks his tail-hand thingy and his knuckles*
Assassin!Dromar: You can try... *clicky clicky gun part 2*
Mangled Hopes!Dromar: This will not end well...
Dromar: At least Villainous isn't here.
Villain!Dromar: Y O U D O N ' T S A Y -
Dromar: Well SHI-
Mangled Hopes!Dromar: EVERYONE TAKE COVEERRRRRRR-
Simulator!Dromar: *walks in* ... nope. *uno reverses and does a U-turn*
Joyonghan: Hey... shouldn't we have a new person?
Orion!Joyonghan: She's in a coma.
Assassin!Joyonghan: 0_o
Villain!Joyonghan: Damn. *goes back to normal business*
Mushroom!Joyonghan: *faints*
Mangled Hopes!Joyonghan: ...
Simulator!Joyonghan: Oop-
Nim: So basically, every single alternative version of me has a romantic relationship with their Eyelesses except for Simulator me and... that. *points to Hunger Games!Nim*
Hunger Games!Nim: *creating a horrible concoction of crack to make the frogs gay again-* >:)
Mangled Hopes!Nim: Ë̵̦́̅Y̴̻̆ͅE̵̱̘̊S̸̲̓͠S̴̡̫̄I̶̍͜A̵͓͋͘!̸̰̥͌?̴̨̛͑
Villain!Nim: ... He's on the more traumatized spectrum, right?
Simulator!Nim: Yep.
Assassin!Nim: You guys haven't married your Eyelesses yet?
Nim: ʷ ʰ ᵃ ᵗ ⁻
Toxin & Fangs!Nim: I had to kill my wife because she got infected and became a cannibal =)
Nim: Oookaayyy..
Assassin!Nim: ...
Simulator!Nim: O-O
Mangled Hopes!Nim: *poor legless boi is crying- :<* ᴺᵘᵘᵘᵘ ᴱʸᵉˢˢᶦᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ⁻
Toxin & Fangs!Nim: *literally equally as mentally insane as Hunger Games!Nim* ... I miss my Eyeless.
Villain!Nim: Yes, we very much see that-
Idol!Nim (will post about him soon): Hello- Oh okay goodbye~! *walks the opposite way*
(Side note about Toxin & Fangs!Nim: The bastard is secretly trying to resurrect his Eyeless through science and wasting his sanity-)
(503 words)
(Dromar, Aarion, and Nim by friendo @akirasmithsan, AUs and everything else by me :))
Extra: Aftermath of Toxin & Fangs!Dromar and Assassin!Dromar's Fight
Toxin & Fangs!Dromar: *casually hanging Assassin!Dromar's decapitated head on the ceiling*
Dromar: Acidic me, apologize.
Toxin & Fangs!Dromar: For... what?
Dromar: *points to a crying and scared armless boyo* For him.
Mangled Hopes!Dromar: *curled up into a ball next to TC* .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.
True Creator: *trying to comfort boi* Seriously, Acidic? ಠ︵ಠ
Toxin & Fangs!Dromar: Oh... oops...
(He did apologize to Armless and they both listened to music together peacefully :))
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