After a traffic accident, Kazuma Sato's disappointingly brief life was supposed to be over, but he wakes up to see a beautiful girl before him. She claims to be a goddess, Aqua, and asks if he would like to go to another world and bring only two thi...
Gamer kazuma dies in a freak accident, and is met in the after by a crass goddess Aqua went to another world with his sister Y/n. =========================================================== [Kazuma narrating]: I never go out if I don't have to but today's one of those days when I have to the limited edition of a popular mmo is going on sale and I'm gonna snag one but sometimes I check on my little twin sister y/n if she's okay when I'm gone.
As morning came the bus drove revealing kazuma with the game that he wanted "five hours later target acquired man these in-store exclusives sure can cramp a guy's lifestyle," said Kazuma as the sun beam at his face "after three all-nighters in a row the sun's my worst enemy gotta get inside and play this but first check on y/n," thought Kazuma as he passed a girl in a school uniform "she's from my and y/n high school," thought Kazuma as he sees moving vehicle coming towards the girl "look out the truck is gonna," said Kazuma as he push the girl out of the way only for him to die "why'd I pick today of all days to play hero". As he woke up into an another place sitting in a chair seeing an another chair in front of him then hear footsteps turn to see a blue haired woman.
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"Kazuma sato welcome to the afterlife a few moments ago you passed on my condolences your life was quite short and now you are quite dead," said Aqua.
"So uh what about the girl she okay?," asked Kazuma "yes she's fine," said Aqua "thank god at least my death counted for something good," said Kazuma "actually even if you haven't pushed her out of the way like you did she'd still be fine," said Aqua "huh?," asked Kazuma "a tractor can't go that fast so it would have stopped before it hit her," said Aqua "whoa hold it back up a sec," said Kazuma "what is it?," asked Aqua "that was a tractor!," said Kazuma "yes a little red one," said Aqua "but then how did I die i like get run over by it or something?," said Kazuma.
"Oh no you died of shock apparently you thought it was a truck," said Aqua "you're kidding!," said Kazuma as Aqua started to laugh "sorry I've been doing this for a long time and you're the first human I ever met who died so ridiculously," said Aqua as she continued on laughing "the hell she's making fun of me dying," thought Kazuma "you were so scared to be run over wet your pants then you passed out and at the hospital the doctors and the nurses laughed while you had a heart attack," said Aqua "no shut la, la, la I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it," said Kazuma "your family's at the hospital right now and we're just told how you die and they're laughing except for your twin sister," said Aqua.
"Oh god no stop it stop it," said Kazuma "there's nothing like laugher to ease the stress of one's day," said Aqua "damn her," thought Kazuma "I'm the goddess Aqua when a young person dies in Japan it's my job to guide them to the afterlife now that you are here you have a couple of options you can either reincarnate and return to earth or you can go to heaven and putter around like an old man for eternity but just between you and me heaven is nothing like the dreamy place you humans imagine it being like," said Aqua "huh?," asked Kazuma "there's no tv or manga or games and since you don't have a physical body you can't have sex you'll just bask in the sun till the end of time whenever that happens," said Aqua.
