KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! With my Dragon Sister

[Ch 3]:A Party Treasure In This Right Hand!

A low-grade goddess turned arch-priest who works hard to acquire party tricks skills, a disappointing arch-wizard who can only unleash explosion magic once per day, a little sister who's still trying to understand her new Powers to help her brother and Kazuma himself, whose only redeeming quality is his good luck. Kazuma despairs over the almost useless party that's been formed.
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"My name is Darkness. And my class is crusader. If you would have me... ...I would like to join your p-p-p-party, please. I can start immediately.," said Darkness "mmm, I don't-," said Kazuma as Darkness grabs his hand "tell me about the woman's in your party. Why are they slimy beside the dragon girl only her tail is?! What sort of horror befall those two?!," said Darkness "oh, they, uh, they just got swallowed by a couple of Giant Toads during-," said Kazuma "what?! Oh, if only I were there.," said Darkness.

"[gulps] What's up this chick?," thought Kazuma "I-I mean, a-as a knight, I cannot stand by and watch two tender young ladies be defiled by some creature.," said Darkness "whoa, red flag. She's givin' me the crazy-eye big time. My gut tells she's like Aqua and Megumin, hopeless with a capital "H.," thought Kazuma "yeah, I don't recommend joining us. One of our members isn't what I'd call that useful. And the other? She can only use her magic once a day. And my sister who is the dragon girl you was talking is the co-leader of this party. And I got got no skills. Sorry to say this, but our party's trash. So you'd be better- Oww!," said Kazuma as Darkness was crushing his arm.

"That is exactly what I am looking for. In all honesty, I have a slight confession to make. Although I am confident in my defensive abilities, I am quite clumsy. In fact, none of my attacks ever hit their mark.," said Darkness "well, there you have it. My gut was right.," thought Kazuma as Darkness got too close to Kazuma face "that said, I will not hesitate to charge the frontline. You or your sister can use me as your shield. Yes! Use me!," said Darkness "Gyah. Too close!," thought Kazuma as his heart beats fast "being a shut-in never trained me for face-to-face situations like this. No. It's my adolescent virgin hormones. They're being overloaded by her hotness. Don't let her seduce you. Stay calm.," thought Kazuma.

"Sorry. Me or my sister never use a woman as a shield.," said Kazuma "I wouldn't mind that.," said Darkness "yeah, well, we get eaten by monsters in every battle besides my sister.," said Kazuma "oh, I wouldn't mind that either.," said Darkness "huh?," said Kazuma as he looked at Darkness "I was right. This is hopeless, just like the other two beside Y/n.

THE NEXT DAY

As Kazuma came to the entrance of the guild "oh, brother. I can't believe I slept in till noon.," said Kazuma "ta-da!," said Aqua "uh-," said Kazuma as he went inside to Aqua doing some water party tricks as the patrons were gasping and cheering "Sprout.," said Aqua "yeah.," said patrons as a flower pops out "thank you. Oh you're too kind," said Aqua as she sees Kazuma "oh. Kazuma look! Don't you just love the new skill I acquired?! It's a great addition to my already awesome set of powers.," said Aqua "that's just a party-trick, dork.," thought Kazuma.

KonoSuba! said Aqua

Kazuma is with Y/n and Megumin at the bar stand were Y/n and Megumin are eating "I have no idea how to cash my points in for new skills. I wanna try, but I don't wanna get a skill that's lame, you know.," said Kazuma as Y/n and Megumin pause from eating "hmm?," said Megumin "first, you have to find someone with a skill you want to teach you how how to use it. After they do, the skill will appear on card. Then, to finish learning it, just transfer your points over to the skill.," said Megumin "is that really we have to do?," asked Y/n "so like if me and Y/n had enough points and wanted to learn Explosion magic, all we'd have to do is ask you'd teach us?," said Kazuma.