Worst Lawyer

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Katy: My client, accused for murder is innocent and I will prove it.

Client: I was accused of jewel theft.

Katy: Oh.

...

Hunter: So, you claim you were at the masseur on the day of the murder?

*person who is testifying nods*

Katy: I'd like to testify!

Hunter: You're a lawyer...and you can't testify in a case you've got nothing to do with...apart from being a lawyer.

Katy: Object. I meant object. Sorry, *talks to phone* Siri...can lawyers testify in cases while on duty?

*Hunter shakes his head frustratingly, sighing loudly*

...

Hunter: What school did you go to, ma'am?

Katy: EXCUSE ME! What school did you go to?!

Hunter: Hyrule Academy of Law and Enforcement.

Katy: Damn. That's a good school. I went to the internet.

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