TW: Pregnancy/Labour
Mariam: Ohhh. Nine months without wine! Ugh. Or sushi!!! Noooo!
Hunter: For you.
Mariam: Uh—hey! You have to suffer with me!
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Mariam: Pregnancy sucks.
Hunter: The result is worth it.
Mariam: Say that one more time and I swear to Hylia I will strangle you—
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Hunter: Can I just—
Mariam: No! What ever it is, no!
Hunter: I really need to pee! Or there's gonna be a mess under me.
Mariam: ARGH. There's a mess under me, HONEY. JUST HURRY UP AND GO!
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Hunter: It's been two hours—
Mariam: YOU TRY PUSHING A WATERMELON OUT OF YOUR DOWNSTAIRS!!!
Hunter: I didn't mean it like that!
Mariam: WELL, WORD IT DIFFERENTLY! GOSH. MEN THESE DAYS!!!
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Hunter: Just push. You can do this.
Mariam: I AM PUSHING, IDIOT!
Hunter: Well, I—I'm just gonna shut up.
Mariam: Yeah. You do that!
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Hunter, looking at the newborn baby in Mariam's arms: So worth it.
Mariam: *glares at him*
Hunter: If looks could kill, I'd be dead—several times.
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