Link: Do you have a belly button?
Tech: What?
Link: Do you have a—
Tech: No, I heard what you said, but why?
Link: I just wondered.
Tech: Well in that case, yes, I do. *lifts up his shirt to show Link*
Link: Cool! I just didn't think you'd have one since you were hatched.
Tech: You think I was hatched?!
Link: Well, yeah.
Tech: What—no!
Link: No?
Tech: No! I was created in a...a big test tube! It recreates the environment of the womb with the anatomical fluid, the umbilical cord and enough room for the fetus to grow.
Link: *puzzled* Oh...but in thought women have eggs inside of them.
Tech: Yes...but...the egg becomes the baby!
Link: Oh...
Tech: Sometimes I wonder how in Hyrule you made it through life.
Link: I don't know.
Tech: I know.
Link: You know what?
Tech: I know you don't know.
Link: Don't know what?
Tech: *facepalms himself* Ugh. Never mind.
Sometimes Link isn't as bright as he seems.
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AléatoireTitle ^ Of all the fandoms I've seen. Sometimes they'll be from my books too