Belly Button

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Link: Do you have a belly button?

Tech: What?

Link: Do you have a—

Tech: No, I heard what you said, but why?

Link: I just wondered.

Tech: Well in that case, yes, I do. *lifts up his shirt to show Link*

Link: Cool! I just didn't think you'd have one since you were hatched.

Tech: You think I was hatched?!

Link: Well, yeah.

Tech: What—no!

Link: No?

Tech: No! I was created in a...a big test tube! It recreates the environment of the womb with the anatomical fluid, the umbilical cord and enough room for the fetus to grow.

Link: *puzzled* Oh...but in thought women have eggs inside of them.

Tech: Yes...but...the egg becomes the baby!

Link: Oh...

Tech: Sometimes I wonder how in Hyrule you made it through life.

Link: I don't know.

Tech: I know.

Link: You know what?

Tech: I know you don't know.

Link: Don't know what?

Tech: *facepalms himself* Ugh. Never mind.

Sometimes Link isn't as bright as he seems.

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