Cat and Mouse

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Hunter *whispering*: I'm kinda busy right now.

Wrecker: Too busy to just tell us a simple piece of information?

Hunter: Yeah. I'm playing Cat and Mouse with my brother!

Wrecker: Cool!

Echo: No, not cool. Hunter's playing Cat and Mouse with his brother.

Wrecker: Yeah! Cool!

Echo: No! Hunter is the mouse and Tech is the cat, you idiot.

Wrecker: Huh?

Echo *face palms his forehead*: Hunter is trying not to be assassinated, you doofus.

Wrecker: Oh yeah.

Echo: Ugh.

Hunter: Can you guys help me instead of arguing?! Tech is so close to—oh great. *they hear blaster fires and grunting. Then it goes silent*

Wrecker: Sarge?

Hunter: Thanks for the help guys *grunts painfully*

Echo: Are you okay?

Hunter: yeah! I'm fine! I just got my butt handed to me by my own brother, who somehow managed to jab me in the side with a knife while my non-evil brothers were arguing!

Wrecker: That doesn't sound fine...

Echo: ARGH! Wrecker! It's something called sarcasm!

Phee: Can you guys stop arguing?

Hunter: You heard all of that?

Phee: Yup.

Other Allies: Us too.

Someone needs to give poor Echo a break lol.

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