Incorrect Quotes and Memes

Guess Again!

For my dear friend, GingerCat_05

Mina, looking at a positive pregnancy test: Eee!

Crosshair: Are you gonna help me move these boxes or what?

Mina: Coming honey! *she runs out and and sees Crosshair moving some boxes. She helps him put the one he was holding down before getting him to look at her* I have some big news!

Crosshair: What?

Mina: Guess!

Crosshair: You're dying your hair pink.

Mina: No and that will never happen. Guess again.

Crosshair: You're getting tooth floss?

Mina: Try again.

Crosshair: Um...you're cooking my favourite food!

Mina: Uh—I was going to cook both of our favourite recipes. I thought I'd cook yours and you'd cook mine?

Crosshair: Sure!

Mina: But that's not the surprise. Keep trying.

Crosshair: You're dying?

Mina: What?! How is that a surprise?!

Crosshair: It's still a surprise, just not a pleasant surprise.

Mina: Try again. It's a pleasant surprise.

Crosshair: You're getting new clothes?—actually that's not a surprise.

Mina: I will be...in the near future. In the next 9 months...Try again. It's something related to us.

Crosshair: You like the house?

Mina: Oh my Hylia. No! I mean, yes, I do like the house, but no!

Crosshair: Ooh-ooh! I think I have it! *Mina's face lit up* You're getting promoted!

Mina: Ugh. No! It would be nice, but NO.

Crosshair: I honestly have no clue.

Mina: I'm pregnant!

Crosshair: Wait...what? Oh my gosh! Your pregnant! Actually?!

Mina: Yes!!! *she showed him the test*

Crosshair: Oh my gosh. OH MY GOSH! We need to get clothes for the baby, make a nursery, do a timetable, make birth arrangements—

Mina: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! Chill. You sound like your twin! How about we just celebrate for tonight, okay?

Crosshair: Okay. Let's pop a—oh.

*Mina nodded*

Crosshair: A milk bottle—

*Mina laughs*