Lucifer In The Flesh (Slowly--Editing)

Chap. 2

Dedicated  to newcoast818
For commenting first and being a great supporter;)

Ruè's pov.

I smile at everyone and skip through the school halls on my way to the office to visit the principle.

Passing Steve, one of my best friends, I stop and point to my head cast. "Hey Steve, want to sign my head cast?" He grabs the sharpie with a chuckle. "Ruè  it's not a cast it's gauze, and what happened this time?"

Does he have to ask what happened every time I get hurt. I mean I could just want to wear a fucking head cast.

"What happened to your face this time?" He pets my head. "Easy there tiger, I was just wondering."

He whispers to me like it's a secret. "I'm not a tiger Steve...I'm the leprechaun, you know the one that kills people and uses their guts for his gold? " Steve bends down and stares into my eyes.

"Hmm, nope I don't see it tiger, but see you around?" I watch him walk away while sending daggers at his back.

He'll see it when I'm feasting on his insides tonight! Okay...maybe that was a little too much. On my way to the principal office I was able to get twenty more people to sign my head cast, you know why?

Because I flipping awesome and I look like a care bear, that's right call me sunshine.

"MR. NEIL MR. NEIL! WANT TO SIGN MY HEAD CAST?"

I yell once I make it into the principals office. "Ruè  what did I tell you about screaming?"

Holding his hand out, I put the sharpie into it. "That it disturbs people, and not to do it. But Mr. Neil how am I suppose to warn people, that all this sexiness is about to step into the room?"

He signs my cast and hands me back the sharpie.

"Has Linda been corrupting you, my dear nephew? You're starting to sound like her more and more as you get older, it's kind of creepy."

My eyebrows wiggle and I smirk.

"Of course she has, but anyway–I have two messages via my brain. The lunch lady told me to tell you that you're a dilf, and mom said not to forget family dinner tonight. "

He chokes on spit and lets out a belly laugh. "Tell the lunch lady that I'm happily married but thank you, and tell your mom that I'll be there at seven."

Of course he would bring up his marriage, he forgets whose wife she really is.

"Now where is my Sarah? I've missed sexually harassing her?" He plucks my head hard.

"Ouch!" He gets up and walks around his desk.

"Leave my wife alone she's your aunt for Christ sake." Oh yeah...I forgot about that, well it's just an obstacle we'll have to face together.

"She's smocking hot plus, when she's the secretary she's free game Uncle Niel."

He sits down behind his desk with a frown on his face. "I thought you liked boys?"

He say in a tense voice, while I turn towards the door. "I do but it's fun messing with you. Any who I'm about to head off to class, did I miss anything?"

  "Yes in fact you did. You have a new teacher, his names is Lucifer, and he's the permanent for chemistry."

I pout at him. "Can you switch me out of that class? I hate chemistry and it always brings down my grades!

Not to mention now we have a teacher who is named after the devil himself, wow a devil teaching hell...just great."

I whine as his eyes pops out of his head. "You make straight A's Rué, not get to class."

Okay...I'm a smarty pants! "Yeah I know that, but I always get a ninety eight percent in that class!"

Yeah I'm smart and I know it, so what. "Besides I always make a hundred percentage A in every class." 

My uncle shakes his head.

"There's nothing I can do, you need this class to graduate this year." I flip the bird up to the ceiling.

"What was that inappropriate thing for?" Shutting him up with a glare, I smirk.

"It means fuck my life, and you're the one who taught me it! So shush peasant!"

"I did not, you just-!" His head slams on the desk and he lets out a sigh.

"Just, go to class before the second bell rings." Walking over to him I hug his slump shoulders, and he grunts in agitation.

"Okay I'm ready to hit the books...that is after I go hit on your wife."

His face is priceless as I close the door quickly. "Aunt Sarah darling, you look gorgeous today!"

Blushing she leans over and kisses my cheek. "Thank you honey, tell your mom I said hello." I nod my head and catch my uncle peeking out of his office.

Leaning over I hug her, and pretend to smack her ass.

He bursts out of the office scaring Sarah. "You little trouble maker!" Bidding Sarah a quick goodbye, I run out of the office doors.

"Time to make the new teacher quit...again."

I smirk and strut down the empty halls.

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