One day, I had a friend, except this was before she was my friend. I wrote about her in this book, and 4 years later, I shared this book with her. She called me ballsdotcom from Tumblr. I am not.
Dear ballsdotcom from tumblr: if you're reading this, sorry.
Dear friend: I am strong enough to pull you into a river, and you should be ashamed of yourself for this (please don't get strong ever)
Dear outside observers (pun): this reads like insaneness because it is all inside joke which you will never be let into just like I'm never going to be let out of the basement (different inside joke unknown to friend #1)
Dear people who are puns: no puns are contained in this chapter. "(pun)" is used instead of "(reference)" for comedic effect. Does BDoubleO exist?
Dear Mississippi: I will kill you, and there is no escape
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Book Of Randomness
RandomJust, I don't know I figure I have weird stuff to share, and it doesn't go anywhere else. A couple others have these too, and I figured it's worth a try. I might have one of these that I forgot. Huh
