Book Of Randomness

Yayyy, Random Thoughts

"Repunzel, Repunzel, let down your hair!"
*Repunzel cuts her hair off and throws it off the tower*

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Enemy Pie: The book where a child thinks his dad is going to murder the kid across the street from him

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Help, Wattpad is recommending me Metallica imagines, lmao

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So this fic has this amazing mood and everything

It was cool

And then it described a character's hair as luscious, wHY IS THIS FUNNY

It's a completely normal word, why

Pff—

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I'm so confused about this description of the story, there's a hand, someone's a Pirate, and apparently it has a sappy ending

At least Dio's not tagged in this, asdf

I'm not kidding, lmao

Shoot, why can't I find the screenshot of the story, asdf

Nevermind, got it; this is what happened the one time I didn't read the tags of a story, pff

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I just did the most graceful fall down the stairs by accident, pff

But now the top of my right foot hurts, oop—

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Help I'm struggling to write curse words while writing Bakugo

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No??

No, my mental health isn't asking Shuichi whether he's ok??

I'm so confused, why and how did my
mind string those words together??

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I was trying to figure out why people hugged pillows just now

And then I realized that I'm literally hugging a pillow right now

It's a flippy pillow, it has flippy sequins :D

It's kind of just a thing so I can move around while reading, I guess??

I can't stay still in one spot without moving for long if my head is working, oop

So I'm always just spinning in a chair, flipping sequins, bouncing my leg, or something like that

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Just found a screenshot of old Wattpad, oh wow

Compared to:

New Wattpad looks better, honestly—

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So I was recommended a thing with "Akatsuki" by Wattpad, clicked on it, read up to the point where it said "the blue man", and questioned what anime it even was

I expected a thing with aliens and sacrificial things because there was a guy sacrificing stuff in it

I did not expect Naruto to pop up

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Lmao, just won a battle in pokemon insurgence against East

It was the stupidest battle ever, gliscor kept roost, Substitute, and protecting, so I just spammed dig until it struggled

Oh, shoot, he's gonna die now, bye East

You were cool for the five minutes I knew you

Woah, he's a Minecraft xp orb now

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Oh wow, this battle music so chill, I-

It makes sense though, lmao

LOL, I JUST BEAT THEM UP WITH NUZZLE AND ICICLE CRASH

ONE OF EACH

LMAO

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Oh, nice, thanks for the loot, East

You're still cool even when you're a Minecraft xp orb

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Give some snowdrops to Nagito, I learned something today

Ok, publish time