Book Of Randomness

More Random Thoughts

Being a stick must be terrible

You know that story about childhood friends where one of them say that they'll get married in the future? I thought that those children didn't exist until I remembered something- I literally told my friend what we'd get married later when I was like 7–
So yeah, I guess they do exist?? In fairness though, all I knew is that it happens with a girl and a boy, and that friend was male—

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Is there a point where you are so clean that washing your hands makes you dirtier?

Calling someone a water bucket can be a compliment if you're thirsty

I'm doing it, I'm (very) slowly getting over my disgust of drinking out of coffee mugs :D

You're taller than at least one person, unless you're the shortest person on the planet. In that case, you have an advantage at hide and seek

If every account who is currently following me (286) drew at least 4 (the actual number was about 3.132) different pokemon, every pokemon in the dex as of now (896) would have been drawn at least once

Ok, please, I have a request for you all. Use colons  p r o p e r l y. You don't write "The problem is: grammar." in a grammatically correct sentence. Sure, if it's a fill in the blank worksheet or something, go for it, but it is terrible when in sentences. "The problem is" isn't a complete sentence, which is needed for it to be correct. For example, you can put "I found the problem: grammar." That flows more nicely, but more importantly, it's  c o r r e c t.

Ok, thanks for reading and make sure to use your colons correctly! :D

I used to pronounce chaos like "ch-ah-oh-s"

I somehow have 2751 books in my library, how—

Why are the bottoms of clouds flat?

Are the Florida Man articles real??

I just witnessed a grown man go onto one of the flat IKEA carts and T-pose while it was rolling by itself

I was wearing a black bandana thing as a mask and thought I looked kind of cool; nope, I looked in a mirror and realized how dumb I looked