Book Of Randomness

Random Thoughts (no. 2736372)

Hi, have a cool day, I hope this entertains you

"Now do the dab but put your hands out straight" - probably some swim instructor trying to be cool

So apparently mafias spend their time rigging fire alarm systems to buy houses?? It's genuinely a smart business plan though, if only it wasn't iLLEGAL—

I swear I'm not a mafia member

Though they were pretty cool in Evo, if anyone knows what that is,,

I fully support(ed?) the Grian Empire though, #BlowEverythingUp

I swear I'm not a mafia member, please believe me

I once saw a "how do the zodiac signs react to zodiac sign posts" or something, and it was so accurate for me—

I'm a Leo, and it said "pls keep feeding my ego"

That's genuinely my reaction most of the time, I remember seeing one about escaping some place, and Leo was the only one who made it out alive

It was amazing, and my ego has been inflated ever since :))

Who's the dude in the maybe meme that shouts disappointed??

I was sad that a character wasn't a love interest in a book, and thought "I'm disappointed"

aND NOW ALL I HEAR IS THIS GUY SHOUTING DISAPPOINTED, asdf

I'm disappointed I don't know who it is, hh

:')

Do you know that moment where there's a story about a crossover, but it also says "with maybe 4 others" or something?

And the cover is Dream dying in Minecraft, so you then start chanting "please the muffinteers" as a joke

And then you check the end of the story, but there's no muffinteers, and then you're disappointed?

Yeah :')

BNHA Dream Team au though 👀

Or maybe Hermitcraft, that could be cool too

But for the DT, one, just imagine:

Dream as Midoriya, Deku has the fish revelation, so that can translate to something. And what if All Might (no idea who he would be, oop) was like "If I can, you can too" to Deku-Dream and he made that Twitter post years later, telling everyone All Might's words to him??

...What if Deku-Dream is IRL Dream?? I'm joking, lmao

But what if,,

Also they're both green, so—

George as Bakugo, just screaming "OH MY GOD" instead of "DIE"

Sapnap as Todoroki, maybe?? But he has the Canadian Flag in his room instead of a Texas one??

Ok, that's just dumb, lol, but I'm not saying I don't like it 👀

Bad as...Uraraka?? Iida?? I genuinely have no idea, lol. He's just that supportive friend he is and we all need

Or maybe Technoblade (because he's in the mcc stuff) as Bakugo but actually chill??

Or maybe...H a n d y m a n?? Just image Shigaraki going "you're really cool, Eraserhead", but in a sarcastic Techno voice

Asdf

Oh wait, oh wait

I just got the best idea of the century

Sapnap as Toga

Sapnap as Toga

SAPNAP AS TOGA

:)))

Sapnap already sounds psychotic enough when he's the hunter in that one video with Dream

AND OH MY GOODNESS—

"Dang, Ura-Bad, you got some cakeeee"

That scene, asdf

It's 1:30am, and I'm trying to understand how kisses work, because they were explainer really weirdly in Assassination Classroom

So there were like hits?? Do you just like sword fight with your tongue??

Ok, lol, there's like 500 words on this chapter, publish time :D