Book Of Randomness

...Even More Random Thoughts-

So you know that thing in fanfics where it basically says "you know what emotion they are feeling because of their eyes"? How does that work-?
Like, your eyes are either blurry or nonexistent to me, how am I supposed to know what emotion you're feeling if that's true. Rip my vision, lol

When I log into my account, I have to spend time doing the slidey thing where you type without picking up your fingers and it doesn't work a lot; I'll literally do a bunch of it right now

DracoDragonGirl Drastic Favoritism DracoDragonGirl Gastly Dracodragongirl Statistical Eel Statistics DracoDragonGirl Stagstorm gravitas Draco Falcons Stagstorm DracoDragonGirl backstages Look backstabbed Daisypetal backstages DracoDragonGirl DracoDragonGirl backstairs

It's usually more diverse than this, but you get the point

What does appaloosa mean; autocorrect says it's a word

Gonna sleep now, maybe, I'll continue writing this later

Oh wait, no, I'm still awake, what if I try to write stuff without editing?

Hi, o have no idea what to survive, it's a funky doesnimh kind of a good, but , often I backstairs oh accident this isn't fosinj well Hh, ehyyyy

Ok, that didn't go well, pff

Actually bye for now—

Ok, hi, I'm back again

The light baby from bnha will always be known as "the light baby" even after it passes away from maybe old age

That's kind of sad

"You'll pay for this!!1!1!" - Pokemon evil teams after you defeat them but before they hand you money

"Blushed so red his blood veins popped"
Is that dangerous?? Can blushing murder someone?? I wanna murder someone with pickup lines, that would be the best thing ever

Will you be the Malfoy to my Draco? <3

Ok, I did that once because a character was called Malfoy in a book as an insult/nickname and I regret typing it, but it's still the best pick up line I will ever say

Corn mazes are maiz mazes or something