5sos, One Direction, And Magcon

Rude awakening(E.D)

Prank week. Every month you or Ethan start prank week. It's not a certain week. You get to start prank week this time,because Ethan started it last time. You decided to start the 1st week of July. Better,the 4th of July. Ethan was with Grayson at some type of party with Magcon.
(Flashback to yesterday)
«On phone with Grayson»

You: Grayson!

Grayson: Yea?

You: I need you to plan a party with magcon and invite Ethan.

Grayson: Why?

You: Because it's my time to start prank week.

Grayson: But why a party?

You: Because it gives me some time to set up the prank.

Grayson: What's in it for me?

You: A pass from one of (Y/n)'s äss kickings.

Grayson: Fine.

You: One more thing.

Grayson: Hmm?

You: Make sure he gets drunk.

Grayson: Got it.

You: Bye.

Grayson: Bye.

«End of call»
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You went to the firework shop. The fireworks there were really expensive. Luckily, your twin brother worked there. Hoping he would give you a tiny discount.

You: Jackson?

Jackson: Hey (Y/n). What's up?

You: Where are your loudest small fireworks?

Jackson: Now, what type of loud fireworks are we talking about?

You: Okay. 5 that just produce the sound.

Jackson: Listen sis, other people need fireworks. I'm not giving you 5 of my top firework!

You: Huh. Okay. You now how you used my laptop yesterday?

Jackson: Yes.

You: Then you went to the store and brought a bottle home?

Jackson: ...

You: Yea. You left the bottle at my house and forgot to delete the history on my laptop.

Jackson: Your point is?

You: Does www.pörnhüb.com sound familiar?

Jackson:*Groans* Here.

You: Thank you Jacky-poo.

Jackson: $67.83.

You: Here you go. I came here for a discount!!

Jackson: Just because you're my sister doesn't mean I'm going to give you a discount.Why do you need fireworks anyway?

You: If you see me on channel 9 for illegally using fireworks, you'll know. Bye Jackson!

Jackson: Oh geez. Bye (Y/n).
*****«Ethan arrives home» 3:45 a.m

You: Hey Ethan. I've been waiting hours for you!

Ethan: *Slurs* Yass hey gurla!

You: ... Are you drunk?

Ethan: I'm not even legal yat!

You: Here. Let's get you to bed.

Ethan: *Yanks your hand off his arm* Who do you think I am? Some type of handicapped grandma? Gurl I can walk up These fabulous steps my own god dämn self bëtch!

You: *Sighs* Okay. If you say so.

Ethan sways his hips up the steps and plops down on the bed. You walk up to him to see if he's still awake.

You: *Pokes him continuously* Ethan? Eeeeetthhaaann? Oh. He's asleep. Time for prank week to start motherfückers!

You sleep untill like 6:30 so when you wake him up he's sober.
«3 hours and 30 minutes passed.»

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You go under your bed and take out the 5 whistle fireworks. You lit it up and hid in the bathroom.

You: *In head*5 4 3 2 1!!
SSSSSSSQQQQQQUUUUUUUEEEEEEKKKKK!! WHHHHIISSSSSSTTLLLEE! BOOM BOOM POP POP!

Ethan: *Falls out of the bed and hits head* AGHGHHHGHGHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH!

You: *Laughs too loud*

Ethan: *Burts through the door* WHAT THE ACTUAL FÜCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: YOU JUST GOT (Y/N)IFIED BÏTCH!

Ethan: You're dead!

You run on the other side of the bed. He runs beside you and you flip onto the bed and speed walk to the bathroom, you make sure you lock it.

Ethan: (Y/n)! I swear I'm not going to get you!

You: sure.

Ethan: I swear!

You: Mmmmmm. Okay.

You walk out only to be thrown over his shoulder and onto the bed.

Ethan: Gotcha!

He starts to do the most cruel thing a human being could ever do. He started.. Ticking.

Ethan: Say you're sorry!

You: ETHAN!!!..AHHGHGHGH ETHAN!!

Ethan: Say you're sorry.

You: *Says in between laughs* Okay..I'm..Ahahahah....SORRY!

You push off Ethan and he tumbles next to you.

Ethan: Next time I won't stop!

You: Loser.

Ethan: Got to sleep. The neighbors are probably thinking we're having sëx.

You: Fine! Good god dämn night

Ethan: Good night

******** Next day.

You wake up and stench only to hear something fall on the floor and No Ethan beside you. You found what fell more interesting. You looked on the floor and a bowl of water had fell.

You: Wha?

You while your face and your hand is wet.

You: What the hëll? Why was my hand in a bowl of-

You stoped your sentence and looked down at your crotch. You... had ...peed yourself.

You: YOU FÜCKING WHÖRE! EEETTTHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!
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Haha. I enjoyed typing the last part! I laughed so hard when I over read it. Anyways , I just woke up about 30 minutes ago because of a party last night. We had our 4th of July party on the 5th of July. Why? I don't know, but there was food. So I was good. Haha, I'm just kidding. So yea! Hope you gigs liked it. Especially a wattpader Kayli. Happy readings!love yah byezies!