Calum: (Y/N)!! COME QUICK!
I run quickly into the living room and something stops me and I fall onto the floor.
You: Muffles
He put Seran wrap on the fram of the door leading to the living room so I would get tangled in it
Calum: OH MY HAHAHAAH HOLY SHITTT.
Me: Muffled screaming
Calum: HAHAHA okay I'll take it off
Takes it off
Me: Panting You Pants ASSHOLE I COULDN'T BREATH AND -AND- UGH AHHH FUCK YOU!
Calum: It was sooo funny though. Here to make it up I'll take you to a smoothie place huh?
Me: Pfft....Sure.
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Next Day at smoothie place
Me: Can I get a Cherry, Strawberry, and Mango smoothie?
Employee: Commin right up!
Calum: Same for me.
Me: Ima go to the bathroom.
Calum: Okay.
Leaves
Calum: Hey- by any chance do you have any peppers?
Employee: Yes? Why? We have habe-
Calum: Perfect! Put 5 in her drink.
Employee: Wouldn't your girlfriend be mad?
Calum: She's not my girlfriend she's my bestfriend and OF COURSE she will that's the point-
Me: Back.
Calum : COUGH COUGH COUGH Yeah alright.
Employee: Here-uh you go.
Me: Thanks!
What the hell is going on? Why'd the girl give me such a worried look? Hm..
Sits at table
Calum: Drink up! Drinks This is really good!
Me: Drinks half really fast Yeah its- Cough...Cough COUGH COUGH GASP GAG GASP COUGH COUGH
Calum: Pffft HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: Coughs C-Calum what the COUGH COUGH gag Fuck did you do??!!!!!???!!-
Calum: 5 peppers.
Me: COUGH HABE-
Calum: YUPPPPP HAHHAHAHAHAH
Me: CAAlUUUUUUUUMMM-
Calum: Runs with arms straight behind him singing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Picture above)
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