𝑊𝐸𝐿𝐿 𝐴𝐼𝑁𝑇 𝑇𝐻𝐴𝑇 𝐹𝑈𝑁𝑁𝑌! (𝑀𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑝ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔)

𝑃𝑅𝑂𝐿𝑂𝐺𝑈𝐸

1st person POV (CURRENTLY) MY- PREFERRED NAME- KADENS POV

Im really bored like, really, really fucking bored. I just finished painting a sunset and im now fucking out of paint, yay! And like- tiktoks bland, YouTubes boring now, and all the apps on my phone are also stupid and boring. But.... I HAVE ROBLOX ON MY PC!!! YAY! Might as well play Phighting, am I right, or am I right? Definitely gonna be fun! I am, well, was gonna put my PJs on but nahhh this oversized hoodie and these baggy ripped jeans are comfy af lols. Might as well turn my PC on and start up Roblox, don't wanna fall asleep bored or else im gonna hate myself in the morning. (I already hate myself aughhh)
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OH MY FUCKING GOOOOODDDDD WHY WONT  ROBLOX FUCKING START UUUUPPPPPPPP- oh. It did, wowzers! Now..... There we go! I'ma redesign my avatar real quick before I play (ain't gonna fucking matter anyways.)

Oh damn- forgot I was cosplaying Subspace. Guess I ain't editing my avatar (damn he's hot what YOU READ NOTHING!) finna join Phighting cause it is funnnnn!!!! Might as well be uhhhh..... (WHY AM I SIMPING FOR THE OLD MEN & WOMEN??????????) I guess I'll be Katana. (big buff big tiddied man augh) And WHY THE FUCK AM I BEING TARGETED NOW FUCK- just killed a Rocket user heheheeheheh dumb ranged user L+RATIO+MID HAHAHHAH!!! ugly idiot hehehehe. Why did I get tired so quickly- ah I'm a try hard. Makes sense. I'ma take a nap.. What time is it?.... Ah. 11 p.m. why the fuck didn't I take a nap earlier. God damnit. Eh, might as well take a nap.
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Gosh..... what fucking time is it? 3 a.m. classic nap wake up time for me and I FUCKING FORGOT TO TURN MY PC OFF FUCK! Might as well, wait a damn second. Why are they just staring blank at me through the screen?... I must be seeing shit. Probably am. Might as well go ahead and turn my PC off, don't wanna waste electricity. And I am done powering my computer off so I- who's at my fucking front door. WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE BE AT MY FRONT DOOR AT 3 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING???? Might as well open it don't wanna seem rude ig. "What do you- wait a fucking second who are you?." They looked like.... wait a fucking second.... HYPERLASER?? "Im definitely hallucinating. You MUST be a cosplayer of Hyperlaser or sum shit." "Wrong. Totally wrong. One thing I know is you would look good with a pair of horns, and you're comin' with me whether if ya like it or not." "Okay dude chill with your traumatized cracked off horns dead roach looking ass oh my God" "The fuck did you call me? "Nothin'." Yada yada yada you get the drill. Oh I also still have my headphones, hehe! And then Hyperlaser started to drag me (rude fuckable bitch). And he did a good job at keeping me in his grasp, spite the fact I bit him (he tasted like blueberries...... yummy.... what the fuck is wrong with me.... hehehehe) and- oh. Well shit why the fuck is there a portal- "I'll see you on the other side" "DUDE DONT JUST FUCKING TOSS ME YOU BIT-"  my visions blurring and why do I feel tired?.... at least I still have my headphones......