Leonardo Pisano: Who is Fibonacci and why is he being credited with everything I wrote???
Richard Feynman: Historians got your name wrong.
Leonardo Pisano: Oh ok
Alan Turing: HOLY SHIT-
Alan Turing: WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS
Isaac Newton muted the chat
Galileo: You think you're out of your element? You started this!
Alan Turing: AND THEY CONTINUED IT!
Ada Lovelace: Am I a joke to you?
Alan Turing: no, but you are a skeptic and your friend is a quitter
Stephen Hawking: What the hell?
Richard Feynman: My thoughts exactly. Out of all the things that could possibly happen when one dies
Stephen Hawking: Which is really just one...
Richard Feynman: I was not expecting a giant waiting room.
Georg Cantor: what.
Stephen Hawking: Who's going to explain?
Max Planck: Not it.
Wolfgang Pauli: I would, but I value my life.
Alan Turing: I googled myself
Alan Turing: and well, they definitely know me.
Alan Turing: Glad to see I wasn't erased.
Galileo: I have no idea how you guys have all just said "Okay, they did all this? Great." and moved on.
Edward Lorenz: ooh imma make a weather now-
Galileo: Case in point.
Richard Feynman: I bet I could unlock anyone here's phone.
Claude Shannon: I'll take that bet.
Richard Feynman: ...nevermind
Isaac Newton: Okay.
Isaac Newton: There's a theory now... that God does not exist?
Stephen Hawking: That's a fact.
Albert Einstein: Well... technically it can't be proven.
Stephen Hawking: I would tell you to shut up, but...
Wolfgang Pauli: Just do it, then. Coward.
Richard Feynman: Wait, Newton is online? Finally??? @everyone hello?
Isaac Newton went offline
Gottfried Leibniz: cowardly recluse
Isaac Newton: y o u .
Gottfried Leibniz: correct.
Gottfried Leibniz: So I've been searching... They use my integral sign, my name for calculus...
Isaac Newton: but they use my concepts. such labels are meaningless, and contribute nothing to the essence of an idea that you didn't have.
Richard Feynman: Well now we know how to get him to come online. Guys, grab popcorn.
Gottfried Leibniz: I've found quite a bit of dirt on you already.
Isaac Newton: oh? do tell, bastard.
Gottfried Leibniz: Oh, where to start? What was that shit about the holy trinity? And were you not attempting to dismiss such dogmatic methods as alchemists practiced?

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