Hazel is the New Purple (an Anne Boonchuy x oc)

incorrect quotes

incorrect quotes for Hazel and the others lol
Valerie and Min will be included, BECAUSE WE NEED THE TRIO INSIDE THE TRIO

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Valerie: *walks up to Hazel with a random can.* "hey Haze, you want some?"

Hazel: *takes the can, staring at it, before looking back at Valerie.* "this bitch empty."

also Hazel: "YEET-" *aggressively tosses can across the room*

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Hazel, in the car with her older brother: *staring at a sign.* "road work ahead?"

Hazel, pausing for a moment, before looking over at her brother (he shall be named, ✨Antonio✨): "yeah, I sure hope it does."

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Hazel's dad: "oh sorry, I fell asleep waiting for you to make me a sandwich."

Hazel, who had two hours of sleep, and nothing but an Oreo: "go back to sleep...and starve."

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Hazel, looking at her phone with a blank expression: "people say I can't do what I want without college."

Hazel, but at a much closer angle, staring down at the camera: "I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger."

Hazel, with a hanger in her shirt and her shirt pulled over the hanger: *leans against a door, before moving over to hook the top of the hanger on the door handle. all with a blank face.*

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Hazel, on the phone with Valerie and Min: "wait, what? you're not coming to my sleepover?"

Valerie: "uh, no, I'm busy-"

Min: "and Sasha's dragging me to the mall on Sunday."

Hazel, now with a very annoyed tone: "V AND M, I MADE, BISCUITS-"

(her nickname for Valerie and Min is V and M :3)

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Min, trying to convince Hazel to help her protect Sasha: "there's only one thing worse than someone being rude." *tears off a piece of paper, which then shows the words 'to Sasha' under the words 'someone being rude.'

Hazel, with a wide grin: "Sasha."

Min, now with a "are you kidding me?" expression: "no-"

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Hazel, with a whole ass gunshot wound in her side: "V, I've been shot."

Valerie, who apparently was lacking braincells at the moment: "what? you think I'm attractive?"

Hazel, staring at the taller brunette with a blank expression: "no, that's hot. I've been shot."

Valerie: "are you calling me a slut?"

Hazel: "no, that's a thot. I've been shot."

Valerie: "who am I? Optimus Prime?"

Hazel: "no, that's an autobot. I've been shot."

Valerie: *dramatic gasp* "you have amnesia?!"

Hazel, with a groan: "no...that's forgot. I've been shot."

Valerie: "oh, I'd rather workout my arms."

Hazel, who is still bleeding: "no, that's a squat. I've been SHOT-"