Space Jam: A New Legacy

Remember Fun?

"Ball," LeBron said. Wile fired a ball at him, and he caught it. "I need us to focus so we can beat this Al G. guy, and I can get my son back." Daffy jumps in front of LeBron, "I'm coach; I'll take it from here. The dictionary defines basketball-" Malin shoots a ray at Daffy, making him shrink. He continues in a high-pitched voice, "as a game played between two teams of five."

Bugs crosses his arms and looks at LeBron, "Uh, look here, Cleveland. We got a certain way of doing things around here." Malin felt her eye twitch as LeBron ignored Bugs, "Let's start with the basics. Lola, show 'em how we do it." He tosses the ball to Lola, and she dribbles it. 

Daffy glares up at Malin, "You're despicable." Lola grunts and makes a shot, "Simplest shot in the game." The Tunes nod, "Sufferin' succotash!- Oh, wow!"

LeBron grins at Lola, taking the ball back, "Nice layup. That's fundamental basketball." Daffy returns to normal and snatches the ball, "Fundamental basketball. That's what I've been saying. Sam, shoot the ball." Sam pulls out his guns and shoots the ball, making Daffy's beak move to the side, and he grumbles, "Let's try that again, shall we?"

LeBron blows the whistle. Each toon starts being looney as they take the ball from each other, "Ooh!- Come back here, you.- Whoo-hoo!- What the...?" BOOM!

"I say, I say, hi-ho, Silver!- Yee-haw!- Ow!" Porky stutters, "Ball hogs." He rips the red hair off of Gossamer, making him scream. He puts the hair on his face, disguised at Yosemite Sam, "Hey! I'm open!" Porky laughs wickedly.

Bugs dresses up as a cheerleader and rip more hair off, "Go, Tunes!" Gossamer covers himself as his white underwear is shown. Speedy takes the ball, "Here I go." He shouts in Spanish. Taz grabs the ball, and LeBron shouts, "Taz, no!" The Tasmanian Devil starts spinning around, shaking the ship, "Whoa!" The basketball player lands in Lola's arms.

Speedy runs past, "Ay! Diablo loco!"

"Let me show you how it's done. Three-point land!" Granny shouts, engine revving on her scooter. LeBron glances at Malin, "Where'd she get the ramp?" Granny jumps over three busses as Wile makes them explode. Granny shoots into the hoop, "In your face!"

LeBron turns to Bugs and Malin as they are next to the board, littered with the word 'FUN'. He crosses his arms at them, "This isn't real basketball." Malin chuckles, "You're right. But it's fun!" Bugs wraps his arm around her shoulder, "You remember fun, don't you, Doc?"

LeBron crosses his arms, a scowl on his face.