Finding The Others

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Malin jumps out of the ship and towards a tall building. She spots Elmer Fudd entering a room. Multiple voices are heard, "He is exactly like you in every way. Except, 1/8th your size." The female rabbit approaches the room, spotting Fudd and a hairless Sylvester in the boardroom, surrounded by board members.

"Sylvester, is that you?" She questions, surprising Elmer Fudd and Sylvester. Sylvester sits up from lying on a board member's lap. "Sufferin' succotash! What are you doing here?" Malin smirks. We need you guys." Elmer raises a brow. "'We'?"

LeBron frowns as Sylvester, now with hair restored, and Elmer Fudd stand in the middle of the room in the ship. "Can we just get some players who are at least tall enough to ride a roller coaster?" He glances at Bugs and Malin. The two rabbits grinned knowingly, then looked back at LeBron, "Sure."

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Entering a western bar, piano music is heard, followed by Yosemite Sam's voice, "You got baggage, lady. I can relate. ♪ You must... ♪" Malin grabs a cane and pulls Sam towards the bar, making him yelp, "What? What?" Sam fixes his hat and glares at Malin and Bugs.

LeBron groans, "Oh, come on, man." Bugs grabs a tape measure, "Well, with the hat on, he's at least 4'2″." Malin nods, "Yep." Sam glares harder at the two, "4'3″, varmint!" LeBron sighs, "Bugs, I'm getting the feeling that I need to be very literal with you." Malin rolls her eyes and spots Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner in the bar. Moving quickly, she grabs the two, "Come on, you two. We need your help."

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"We're done running tests on your badger thing.- It turns out his condition is irreversible.- I'll never erase what I saw from my brain." A group of scientists spoke to Malin as she stood next to a cage that held the Tasmanian Devil.

"He's your problem now, dum-dums!" The scientist spoke. LeBron points at Taz, "Yo, Bugs, does this thing bite?"

Malin groans as Foghorn is driving around on ice and snow, "Winter, I say, winter is coming! You know what we're missing? Everything. We're missing everything." She glances at Bugs as they chase him around, "Some veteran leadership?"

"You read my mind." Bugs answers as they finally catch him and take him to the ship.

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"Police! Hands on your head!" A police officer shouts at Granny. "Can't a lady check her Twitter?" Granny spoke with her back turned from the officer. Speedy was sitting next to her, a strange glint in his eyes shone, "Abuela, let's do this." Speedy chuckles, and runs at the officer, "What's happenin', bro? Arriba! Arri... Mi sombrero! Epa! Epa-epa! Neo ain't got nothing on me, bro."

Granny stands up and kicks the officer, "Oo-hi-yah!" The officer grunts and falls to the ground from the attack of Speedy and Granny, "Oh." The door opens, and Daffy bursts through, throwing kicks, "Hi-yah! Hi-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yay! What did I miss?" He stops to see the officer already down and unconscious.

Malin waves to Granny and Speedy, "Hey, Granny. Speedy." Granny gasps and grabs Malin, bringing her into a tight hug, "Malin! My beautiful girl! How are you, dear?" Malin smiles at her, "I'm good. We need your help." Speedy runs onto Malin's shoulder, "Sure! Has he asked you yet?"

"No! Speedy..." Malin blushes darkly. Speedy chuckles, "He has to ask you sooner than later, amiga."

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Porky holds up a camera as everyone gathers together, "All right, everybody. G-g-group picture." Malin glances around, "So, uh, has anybody seen Tweety?" Sylvester suddenly starts gagging. Speedy exclaims in Spanish as Sylvester spits out Tweety Bird.

"What year is this?" Tweety shakes off the slime from Sylvester. Speedy gags, "Man! You got smelly." Sam pinches his nose, "Gross!" LeBron shakes his head, "You're kidding, right? This is not the team I asked for." 

Bugs waves his hand dismissively as his left hand snaked around Malin's waist, "Relax, Doc. This is the team you wanna go up against Al G." Porky snaps the picture, "Okay, everyone, say cheese."

"Best team in the whole wide Serververse." Bugs spoke. The picture explodes, and Daffy whines, "Mother..." LeBron James rubs the bridge of his nose, "Fine. But you gotta get me at least one real ballplayer, Bugs. Just one. Like Michael Jordan's kids' babysitter. Her name was Malin Cadell."

Malin's mouth drops open, "Unbelievable." How can he not see that she is right there in front of him? Bugs glances at her with the same question in mind and then faces James, "Well, I got just the player you need. A true friend of the court. Trust me, she ain't busy."

LeBron James nods, "Great! Then let's go get her." Malin moves up to LeBron James and transforms before him. Her wavy purple hair hangs low to the lower part of her back, her blue eyes ablaze with frustration and slight anger, "Seriously, LeBron? I told you earlier who I was!" Bugs' eyes were wide and uncomfortable as LeBron James gaps at the woman in front of him.

"Wait... Malin? You are Malin Cadell?"

Malin groans, smacking her hand over her eyes, "Unbelievable."

"Geez, Doc. She did tell you when we left to get the Tunes." Bugs mutters with his arms crossed. Malin sends the rabbit a warning gaze, making him shut his mouth. The other Tunes stood in silence, realizing how gullible LeBron had been around Malin.

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